I'm going to need to buy a new shirt, I sprayed blood all over it...

two words: erotically misleading, though it was obvious where it was going due to your summary. 4 points out of 5

*twitches*

oh man that gave me some serious mental images! *is scarred for life*

But that's one of the BEST innuendo one-shots I've ever read, next to "Men and their Decks". That's another funny read.

so...so...dirty (twitches from blood loss)

geez you had me fooled

awsome job

heheh poor Naruto

Lol its the same story from your current fic nice.