Dear lord, that was amazing.

What's slightly depressing is that I can see something like this happening as one of the crazy side-quests they send you on. You did an excellent job with the dialog; almost every line is exactly what the would be said, and not even on the easy characters like HK-47. The lines from Ari are also what you would expect as options in the dialog menu. The plot was, again, great- way too funny for a story so close to cannon.

I'd normally offer something that could be improved here, but can't really think of anything. This has made a good impression for one of my first KOTOR fics. Good job!

I think my rib got lol'ed outta place. This is pure crack and it's AWESOME. >3

“Answer: The effeminate blond male meatbag is knocked out. The geriatric meatbag looks old and brooding. Explanation: But seeing as that is her normal state of being, I would say she is the way she should be,” HK stated.

This line is too funny for words. So is Atton getting hit with the 'Fear Ray'.

I am so very behind in reviewing this story, but I wanted to let you know that I really enjoyed this. I thought the idea of the Bovinean race was just so great! I can certainly tell you I never saw that coming! I also found the fear ray to be particularly amusing, especially what it did to Atton, hehe. So great job!

I'm sorry, this was utterly hilarious. I found it funny that the Bovineans took the crew hostage to persuade them to eat the Bovineans. What's more, I loved the fact Atton had a curious reaction to Elsie from the beginning and that he handed them the coordinates for the Hutts.

Hiya!

Nice setting of a sense of suspense right in the beginning. I loved the intro of the alien - that was an excellent touch. Bovineans! I loved it.

There was just a grammatical issue that I saw, but it was very minor.

Elsie and Elmer! OMG, that was lovely too.

That was a very fun story to read and I enjoyed it a lot.

Lol! Would I be a sicko if I admitted that this story made me hungry? M, hyper-endowed cow-women...
;)

That story was a little bazarre but very funny! I loved it, please write more stories like this.

Ah! That was great. Between a few lol moments I was chortling and snickering all the way through. Mira was great throughout! Her one liners were hilarious. Atton got better at the end. Fear rays and bovineans oh my! Oh yes and HK, he was great too. Just a touch underused though. These are in my humble opinion the best quotes:

"What spiced up mynoch is flying this thing?” Mira called out from beyond the cockpit."

"“Answer: The effeminate blond male meatbag is knocked out. The geriatric meatbag looks old and brooding. Explanation: But seeing as that is her normal state of being, I would say she is the way she should be,” HK stated."

"“Now, Atton, don’t be shy,” Mira coaxed. “I’m sure you can regale her with some story about where you faced impossible odds comparing the size of your manhood with others.”"

"You’ll never see another rump in universe that is anything like this. Imagine, roasting all day over a low flame."

And of course these two!

"“I can’t die a virgin!” Atton cried."

"“Ahh! The breasts! The breasts!”"

“Observation: It appears that the pilot has a neck injury.”

LOL!! As I stated before, you are one sick lady! But in a good way.

Very cute and silly. I like the "you Jedi are supposed to be smarter than this" line too. LOL, nice title too! :P