MARY SUES ARE EVIL.. ANNIHILATE THEM ALL!

I like this story. I wouldn't of thought of a headquarters for them thought. And that my dear, is why you are a genius.

those damn mary sues lol constantine funny, just don't let them touch orlando bloom or chad michael murray! lol this is very funny...

Oh, look. There's a spell check feature on reviews now. How thoughtful. So.. this war thing. How does one battle Mary Sues? I mean, they're perfect. Graceful, elegant, and obviously adept with weapons. Can I throw duct tape at them?