This story is just so full of awesome! I love Chappelle and KotOR, so I knew I HAD to read this. Every time Chappelle spoke, I could really envision him saying these things. I don't know how many times I've read this, but I've laughed every time. Great job! :D

Pure awesomness

Some things I can see Dave Chappelle doing, some I can't. But that line "she got more crabs" made me lol.

some funny stuff, make one about all of kotor. Imagine Dave Chapelle on the ship where Malak tells him that he's Revan. That would be so funny to see Chapelle's reaction.

I'm afraid I don't have much to say other than I thought this was well done and funny! The dialogue is perfect! Well done!

LOL!

I don't wanna die! Priceless.

LOL, great comedy.

Dave Chappelle is hilarious and you captured him perfectly in this. The funny lines in this are too numerous for me to count. I think the idea is a funny one, just the premise of bringing people from Earth to KOTOR is one that's way underused! I'm having so much trouble deciding!

Forget the dark side, let's do the Chappelle side!

That was the greatest most hillarious story I have ever read. I litterally played it in my head and pictured Chappelle saying that. good Job lol.

Ah. ha ha ha! oh my gosh! He did not leave Carth on the ship! Love that! This is laugh out loud funny!

Fav. part: Ignoring the remark, the young soldier continued, “now hurry up, we have to find Bastila! We have to make sure she makes it off the ship alive!”

Chapelle furrowed his brow for a moment, scratching his head, contemplating where he had heard her name. “Bastila? Oh, you mean that chick with the junk in the trunk? Damn, she’s fine.”

I too many kinds of mad that he said that! But good job because I can definitely picture it!

LOL! I spent the whole time reading this, imagining the rest of the game with Chappelle on Manaan, Chappelle learning he's Revan,...LOL, the cut-scene where Revan's mask is removed and you see his face...I can picture that face suddenly saying, "Revan? Name's Chappelle, bitch!" LOL..

Nicely done and you win points for most extreme crossover of the century. LOL! I'm still laughing...

Somehow I can totally see all Chappelle saying all of this. Especially this one for some reason:

“So that’s where my stash is.” His head perked up and he turned to glance at Trask, who continued to stare out into space blankly. “Uh, pretend you didn’t hear any of that, will you?”

Thanks for the read...I really enjoyed it.

Ooh that was brilliant-I totally loved it. Chappelle really rocks big time!

“You can pull the left and right triggers to cycle between targets until the footlocker is highlighted, then press the A button to open it,” the ensign droned.

“Who the hell are you talking to? What triggers? You’re not getting all trippy on me, are you? I’d have to pop a cap in your ass if you’re gonna talk to me like that.”

Heh, Chappelle has all the best lines.

This would make an excellent fic in it's own right. Its so fresh and different, and I would love to see how he would fare with the K1 characters. Plus,I would really like to see more Chappelle ;)

Whirling around, Trask gaped at Chappelle, who brought the smoking barrel of his blaster to his lips and blew it.

“The name’s Chappelle, bitch.”

Hell-I'm still laughing now, lol! Great story-really well done :)

Oh, man. I have to admit, I had a hard time envisioning how you were going to make this combo work, but this is frigging hilarious. Congratulations! Chapelle Windau... Perfect.

This was my favorite line:

“She’s got more crabs than a Selkath seabed.”

And the ending particularly cracked me up. Nice one.

I'm so glad you got this entry in on time. ;)