I second what Flame Rising said.

Aeris: Oh no, Flame Rising flamed you too? Argh, that's it!

Cloud: Dear Lord, do chickens have large talons?!?! (laughs)

Virginia: Flame Rising used that same flame on many others! Great story, but be careful with him/her/it!

Sephiroth: Sorry, no new ideas here...

Sephiroth: (smirks) Heh...Cloud's a chicken.

Cloud: Buckaw? (lays egg)

Tifa: ...oy.

Aeris: "final fantasy weekend"...? Nope, I didn't read it. I will though! And unlikely hero, eh?

Kadaj: FINALLY! The question's answered! Oh and...PEOPLEZ, WHY ARE YOU SCARED TO REVIEW?!?!

Virginia: Ooh, I have a question! Who is the smexiest person from the Final Fantasy series?

Jet: You and your hormones...

Tifa: Or who is the stronger sex: males or females?

Cloud: Buck buckaw buck bawk! (Funny update! We love it!)

Kadaj: (smirks) Squall hath no shame...idiot.

Aeris: 8D Zidane's cuckoo bananas! And the asnswer's still not, well...ANSWERED!!

Cloud: -.-;; Weird monkey, are all genomes like this?

Tifa: YOU STILL ROCK!! SQUEE!! (explodes)

Virginia: (dazed) You're a genius with a clever sense of humor...(admires)

Jet: I wonder what the answer is...and Odine's nuts. Big time.

Sephiroth: I take it that you watched "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"? Good movie! (applause) You're funny!

Aeris: The side story was nasty and entertaining!! Eww, monkey crap on a historical document...XD!! Maybe you should write a story for that!

Aeris: (rubs bloody head) Can't...bash...for...the...INSANITY!!

Kadaj: (slaps forehead) What the hell is Loz doin there?!?! (throws random chicken) THE EGG WASN'T BREAKFAST, IDIOT!!

Loz: >.< Owie! (runs away)

Chicken: Buckaw? (follows Loz) YOU ATE MY BABY!! COME BACK YOU BITCH!

Everyone: O.O

Sephiroth: Chicken...or egg? (drools) Taco...

Tifa: -.-;; It's who came first, not who is tastier. As for the fic...(thumbs up)

Virginia: XD Can't breathe!! Too funny!

Jet: YOU ROCK!