...I want to visit Darcy Lane...and *snerk* Pemberly Manor, Derbyshire. *PUHPLEAAZE*

*chokes on own laughter*

ahem. What I meant was...WOW.

just. WOW. That made me laugh, very, very hard. whoo.

I should point out that Sirius Black's mother was never heard from again either.

Thanks for a good story.

absolutely hilarious. i especially love how "female characters tend to evaporate" around mary sue, which is exceedingly true. and the whole america/canada schpeel. totally works, and again totally true. awesome job!

Lol. Nothing like a good soppy death scene eh? Very good story. Loved the description of Mary Sue and Snape was FANTASTIC. Very amusing. However you didn't bring Dumbledore back from the dead. I'll have to take points off for that :) Great story. Gave me a good laugh and sure we all need that.

ROFLOL that was funny. Aw...Voldemort living in Pemberly? Poor Lizzy would go mad if she knew.

I can just imagine Snape glaring at his bees lol.

And you discovered the perfect murder! Everyone KNOWS you killed Mary Sue but you can't ever be held accountable! Congratulations!

Oh, goodness. It's been a long time since I actually laughed out loud at a story, but I did for this one. This is brilliant. -applause-

Can't *pant* stop *pant* laughing! That was freakin awsome! I'm a person who extremly hates Mary Sues, especially ones who potray the meaning "Oh look at me and bask in my beauty and forget about the other female charaters in the book because i can screw any guy i want" ugh. Anyway, great story and kudos to ya:)