WHA?

You're not going to write RoyxEd anymore? What about that lemon you promised us!!
If you want to tie it into a story, do this, just please write it!

State Alchemists have to do an assessment once each year, that we know, but unfortunately, they also have to get a physical. Ed doesn't want anyone touching him! Except for Roy. So Ed convinces Roy to give him his physical so he won't have to go to the clinic for it and then...well...I believe we know what happens then.
Please don't abandon!! I was looking for that lemon!!

HA HA HA. Pretty good for somethin' you wrote on no sleep! and poor Ed! He usually gets lots of sleep!

Oh angst!

I really liked it! Original, angsty, funny because it turns out Ed's a dufus, but also really angsty because WHY is he having dreams that Roy is hitting him?

Heh. Now if only I could catch some of that!

Ahahaha. Of course Ed would be better than Roy.

Anyone but Edward would have been de-moted so low, they were scrubbing toilets - with their toothbrush.

That was one of those brilliant lines that I will now quote for the next week!

BUT ONE THING:

WHY why WHY do they always have to confess with "I love you" ? I mean, that's too forward!! Why not "I care about you" or even something suggestive? That would be Roy's domain!

I definitely liked the touch of Al having read all of Sheska's trashy books!!
Or...er...no offense I mean, but I don't really know what kind of books those are, I just get the gist of it from the story, you know?

Roy was in a bar because he had a nightmare of his own, but unlike Ed he just couldn't let himself hold Ed and be comforted, so he ran out to get drunk instead. Ed's a really heavy sleeper though.
And Ed wasn't really angry with Roy for being in the bar, he was just scared and panicky, which is why they made up so easily in the park!

Er...I don't know why they fought, sorry.

OH! I HATE nosebleeds! Absolutely loathe them!

WHA-? DID JEAN JUST

JUMP

ROY?!

ARGH! HE FINALLY GOT IT RIGHT ROY!!

Actually, I thought it would've been even funnier if Roy knew how hard Ed had worked and, instead of eating it, torched the poor thing.

Ww-wah.
He got hit BY A CAR?
Bad request! Bad request!! Ed could've transmuted the cars, or Roy could've blown them up!

Oh-OMG. No! Ed!! Please don't die! You have to live! For Roy! For Al...

Ermm...I'll be honest. I don't like stories/ficlets where Roy proposes to Ed, but this has *cough* Instantaneous redemption *cough*

because Ed thinks he's going to lose Roy. And although it was so short, you managed to fit that feeling in very well, of Ed thinking Roy was just going to toss him away.
So it was good.

Ahahaha. Ed knows not to waste any time doing something pointless!