Randomness rocks (crack ones, to be exact).

XD OMG! That was effin hilarious! Hah hah, Kadaj in a mini-skirt, Seifer in a thong... HILARIOUS!! XD *Dies from laughter* And Kuja really does love that box don't he? XD
Good stuff! Kudos! Rawr! XD

O_o Um... Okay then. That was, er... Good..? Yeah, that's it! Good!:D Heh, poor vamp and Kuja didn't stand a chance against Kadaj though, even in a miniskirt.:3

Isn't it funny how that happens? I have to say though that part of that sounded like the dueling ring in Knights of the Old Republic. :D

I believe that was me, announcing.

With a man-voice. You just HAD to go there, didn't you?

I liked it. I really liked the third question and the first question XD.

So, the only person who can kick Kuja off that box is you. Here are the instructions:

A) Find foot, preferrably belonging to oneself, but if not, that is fine too.

B) Swing foot up into swinging motion.

C) Insert foot into target's arse.

The End.