A story so horrible it is awesome

Dead zombie goasts FTW~~ 8D

Hehe, 'It's not time'. XD

Dear SquirelKing, ignore all the people that criticize you because you had the inspiration to do bad spelling to make your story this epic and full of WIN.
Each time a dude laughs at your story, a kitten is saved...so please continue !
Also, I also talk a bit of english (I am french and using Googletrad to write this review. I understand english well though) so it's quite obvious you did it on purpose. And it's effect is just great !
"He walked over to the dead bosses and put them under the ground and planted pants on them so instead of messy dirt and dark there was pretty things there now to be happy." This part made me piass of laughter. And the Youtube vid of your story makes it even more funnier.
Seriously, continue to make retarded/epic fanfic like this, it's really great ! You are now my God :D

You've never played any of the Half-Life series, have you?

is the best piece of literature I have ever read in my entire life! You are a God. Please write more, I love your work! MOVE OVER STEPHEN KING! :)

I laugh at the people who think that you are serious. Can't they understand comedy?

AHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL

This story is ** epic, i demand moar!

This is seriously the best story i have ever read ever, period.

Dude?

You are the best writer ever.
Of all time.

Beautiful.

I can't wait for part three. You're getting better with each story.

OH MY GOD STOP WRITING!

I hope you're making a third one. We have to know what happens to John Freeman now! D:

WRITE PART THREE ALREADY!1

my dear author,
do you READ anything that you actually write?
have you EVER heard of spellcheck?
did you EVER take English class?
How OLD are you, three?
good LORD!
this is the WORST thing I have Ever read in my LIFE!
please, please, try not to write anything...ever...again...