...However, the box stubbornly refused to be magic.

This story is too funny.

Oh, and by the way...

A box? As a Smasher?

LOL! That was funny. xD -faves-

This story was HILARIOUS. I busted out laughing at silly Link! Poor Snake had to go through all that stuff Link made him do xD Awesome story, I loved it!

“A box? As a Smasher?” Zelda asked incredulously. “That is so lame!”

“No way, it must be magic or something!” Link kicked the box. “Be magic, you dumb box!” However, the box stubbornly refused to be magic.

HAHAHAHA! I love this, and I'm not even a fan of Snake! More people should really write stuff like this. I'm not even kidding. :)

Love the Chicken!
~C. Miamsa

Sammy, you are an idiot and cannot appreciate a good fanfic. I bet that you are a descendant of Flame Rising, because you both lack a life, but you are better than him, because you don't join this just website to flame good stories. So ** you, ** your lack of knowledge, and ** the fact you hate Brawl.

Now that that's out of the way...

This was truly a funny story, from the part where Zelda stabbed Wario in the eye, to the epic fight scene with Snake bleeding like mad, to the heart-stopping line of "Snake? SNAKE!" to the last bit of dialouge...

"Never, ever, ever touch the box. Got it?"

"Y-Yes sir."

So...this was awesome. And that's all I need.

that was sad, anyone who has the time to write this shit has no life.

Gumbo, I bet you couldn't write a decent fanfic if you're life depended on it. You don't have to spam other people's fics just because you didn't like it. And razzkat didn't ask me to tell you this. I did so on my own accord because you're plain mean.

But that aside, I was rolling on the floor laughing my ass off the whole time. Link is just adorably retarded! And Snake really put Link in his place at the end.

Link fearfully looked up at Snake’s face. “Y—Yes?”

“Never, ever, ever touch the box. Got it?”

“Y—Yes sir.”

Ha ha! Classic... you tell him again, Snake!

Wow... Link is nuts!
LMAO

I couldn't help giggling myself silly over this. I think it's the fact that the idea is so...out there. *snorts* But also, this is the first fiction I've read where Snake is in the spot-light...sort of.

Lo freakin' l. I think Snake and Link are gonna get along well anyway...

Just wait until they reveal Sonic. You know they will.

Hahaha, Link is a retard!

Like messing with the wrong people, eh? Well, THREE can play at that game, miss. You may get reviews from people you know, but how about people you DON'T know? I hate to stoop to your level (and that is very offensive), but I will anyway. Please know that I’ll keep spamming YOUR stories with this review, until you turn off your anonymous reviews, or tell your friends to stop flaming so F-ing much. Think what you could be doing instead! Read a book! Plant a tree! Go outside, get a life! Trust me, it will be good for you! Sunlight doesn’t hurt you, really! Maybe you can even pick your nose! Maybe you should get some new author friends, too. You and your friends don’t seem to be helping you flame people very well. True, indeed!

But enough about your friens; I’m falling depserately asleep just thinking about them. Maybe we should talk about your stories. First of all, they are all in the wrong section. They should all be filed under crappiness, as they are all terrifyingly and horribly bad. I found my privates bleeding all over my keyboard. However, most seemed to be filed under humor. Yet I myself only found one line laughable, and that was “THE QUEST FOR THE PULP-LESS ORANGE JUICE” that you made when you joined. Comedic gold, yessiree. Piles of living crap could come up with more original material. I do believe most of your stories are about your Link, Marth, Roy, Pit, and Solid Snake. Most of your stories are also in the Super Smash Bros. section. Tell me, have you ever visited the Muhsroom Kingdom Fanfic Palace? Because that is the summary of most of the stupid self-less crap on this site…‘humorous’ crossovers in the wrong section with at least three self-insertions. Your stories don’t sound so original to me.

But you found a brilliant way to overcome your lack of creativity! Making fun of television shows and other authors! Good job on that one. Everyone will now hold you in high esteem for making other people look like crap. GOOD JOB. And then you flame those authors for getting upset that you copied and pasted their story. Logic isn’t your strongpoint, is it, missy miss? Well, it’s okay; you don’t have very good flaming methods. You maybe spam their inbox with a few lines about Link, Marth, and Roy, and remove them from your favs list. Oh...I am shaking in my boots! Do you think they’ll care that they were taken off one (very pathetic) author’s fav list? Bitch, you seri’us? Since you pretty much favorite/buttkiss every single author you come across, it doesn’t exactly mean much to make it on ‘elite list’. I would actually take it as an insult.

In conclusion, please ‘grow up’. (Yoshizilla's phrase, not mine.) (See? It isn’t so hard to give credit to other people.) No matter how hard you try, you’re not impressing anyone with your swordsmen and whatever, shockingly enough. Of course, if you are actually some creepy 20-year-old perverted woman living in her grandfather’s basement who for some weird reason enjoys making adults annoyed, well, that’s your thing. Say hi to your boyfriend for me.

Anyway, I am really sorry if this review hurt your low self-esteem…I’m pretty sure it’s low, because you have to annoy people with terrible flames. Actually, you should thank me! Fifty-something less flames that you have do deal with! You’re welcome.

Snake would do that. Funny.

Never, ever, ever touch the box. That's a true sentiment. Hope your next fic is as good as this one!

FUNNY STORY. :D

LOVE THE NAME!

~ HP =D