I usually avoid fics with non-canon pairings but the summary intrigued me. And I'm glad it did, esp as it retained my fave canon pairing - Remus and Tonks. This was utterly hilarious. My favourite moment was Moody describing what you do with teddy bears - completely in line with his paranoia yet all the more hilarious because of it. He'd make a great babysitter, I always knew that Moo Moo was a real softy at heart... *runs away before Moo Moo can change her into a bouncing ferret* Good job.

This is utterly adorable! *Ducks before Moo Moo can fire off a hex* I needed a laugh before heading off to work and someone recommended this to me. I'm so glad they did. If I tried to tell you my favourite lines, I'd end up recreating the entire story; so , instead I'll just say again that it was adorable and I smiled the whole way through it. (I will say I love the entire premise of why Moody doesn't love children--that they're unpredictable and too easily led by adults. That's very true.)
Well done!

Aw!How sweet!!

Great!
And this:

“What do you do with teddy bears?” Tonks asked.
Moody’s face was blank. “Open ‘em up to see if there’s contraband inside? Isolate ‘em to make sure they aren’t portkeys or charmed with dark magic?”

Hilarious!

Aww, cute!! Moo-Moo, that's funny.

-falls over laughing-
That was amazing!
I love the line "'All right, that's enough teasing Moo Moo,' Molly spoke up walking out with a platter full of sandwiches..."
Hehe. She's making fun of him too.
Its so cute though. Pretty OOC for him, but still cute.

finally...moody shows his soft side!

Oh so cute and fluffy! Seriously, you've gfot the whole universal appeal thing going here. (applauds)

that was amazing

Aw! Very sweet... and that is something I never thought I'd say in regards to a story about Mad Eye!! I was slightly confused by the sentence "Maybe he should have a talking to with Potter and Weasley for that matter." Not sure what you meant..about what? Other than that, solid and surprising story. Good job!