AHAHAHA. That was terribly amusing. :D

hahahahaha...

LMAO! AHAHAA
Oh... *wipes tears from eyes* oh that brightened my day...

JD

...i actualy got it the first time i read it...so without further interuptions...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...*gasps for air*...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

if i got the joke right away, and thought it was funny, does that make me a dirty person?
hehe, oh well!

cute...this made me go 'teehee'

I know there's a joke somewhere in here...can't quite get it...know it's supposed to be funny...has something to do with the end sentence...

Is Malfoy saying Harry is a Dark Wizard? Or, is a Dark Wizard hosting this or something? Ayii! Don't get it!

...i had to read the "only Dark wizards have ball" a few times to get the hidden meaning. ^_^

hehe, that was funny

Oh, I don't know, that was probably just as bad as the Slytherin Kama Sutra, just not as long.

This made me giggle.

fascinating concept--you should elaborate on it. I hope it's not a one-shot?

'If there were a ball for bright wizards, you certainly wouldn't be invited to it,' Malfoy went on. 'I thought everyone knew --' his lips curled into a malevolent smirk, '-- only Dark wizards have balls.'
Oww! Oww! *nervously* You DID mean to put that double meaning right there in the end right? Cause if not.. Oh! Nasty! ^_^
I liked it, though it would have been nice to see the Dark wizard ball. All in all, good job, would have liked more! Bye! ^_^

heh heh... no, I think it may be better, but perhaps the author's note sealed the deal. I think I must continue chortling, yes... so funny and so short, excellent :)

What the heck is this? U r strange!

I feel so stupid...it took me like 10 seconds to get it...seriously...I disagree w/ every1 else. I don't think you should write more 2 that. It's funnier as a one-shot thing. *still cracking up* Great...