what happens next?

Well damn (;

AHAHAHA. That was terribly amusing. :D

hahahahaha...

LMAO! AHAHAA

Oh... *wipes tears from eyes* oh that brightened my day...

JD

...i actualy got it the first time i read it...so without further interuptions...

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...*gasps for air*...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

if i got the joke right away, and thought it was funny, does that make me a dirty person?

hehe, oh well!

cute...this made me go 'teehee'

I know there's a joke somewhere in here...can't quite get it...know it's supposed to be funny...has something to do with the end sentence...

Is Malfoy saying Harry is a Dark Wizard? Or, is a Dark Wizard hosting this or something? Ayii! Don't get it!

...i had to read the "only Dark wizards have ball" a few times to get the hidden meaning. _

hehe, that was funny

Oh, I don't know, that was probably just as bad as the Slytherin Kama Sutra, just not as long.

This made me giggle.

fascinating concept-you should elaborate on it. I hope it's not a one-shot?

'If there were a ball for bright wizards, you certainly wouldn't be invited to it,' Malfoy went on. 'I thought everyone knew -' his lips curled into a malevolent smirk, '- only Dark wizards have balls.'
Oww! Oww! *nervously* You DID mean to put that double meaning right there in the end right? Cause if not.. Oh! Nasty! _
I liked it, though it would have been nice to see the Dark wizard ball. All in all, good job, would have liked more! Bye! _

heh heh... no, I think it may be better, but perhaps the author's note sealed the deal. I think I must continue chortling, yes... so funny and so short, excellent :)