A great story. Very funny.

*heaps piles big luv*

lmao! GREAT JOB!

You do a fabulous imitation of Jack's phrasing. And the gag is a good one.

interesting Pirates of the Caribbean story.

That is a *fabulous* turn of phrase (debauch a midget). I love it.

-laughs- Wow, that was silly. I like it! ^^''

"Merry will kill you if you try anything..."

KInda weird, but I like it!