ROTFLMAO! XD

oh my gods this is the best thing ever.
I'm gonna have to use some of these for the upcoming scifi con i'm going to.
want a progress report?

Really funny, really good

These are hilarious, each one and the commetns afterwards are just so good.

"You're so irrestiable I can't find time to invade anybody else"
(Okay...Jacob, that's creepy -Jack)
(Hey don't blame me, Selmac wrote it - Jacob)
(Well what does THAT tell you then?? - Jack)
(Colonel you are wrong - Selmac)
(You wrote it - Jack)
(Ew, guys please stop it that's, dad come on - Sam)

Brilliant! I have one for you.

Let's make like the Replicators
(Which idiot let these bastards in?!-Jack)

-cracks up- Hilarious! I never would have thought of any of those...

Vera

that was funny. some were really good.

"Would you like me to show you all the uses of a hand device?"

Everyone: GYAH! WHEN DID RA GET IN HERE?

Oh, SO going in my faves! And again, just too many to say which one is my fave! But its a wicked story :D

this is good keep it up and here is a line

I'll show you my Stargate if you show me yours
(VALA SERIOUSLY STOP IT-Daniel)
(Indeed-Teal'c)
(Can you say creepy-Jack)

Do more, please. This is so funny and creative.

Love the very Sheyla #84. And the replicators.

YAY! I love the Sheyla and Sam/Jack. This is beyond hilarious. Especially the lines contributed by various alien allies and enemies.

LOL. Hilarious. Great job.

i love both lists and i even thought up an evil one to pick on vala but i just have a problem with adria being a teenager! ick! if only she was about 17 then i could put up a line to drive vala up the wall! keep up the awesome writing!