No! Not the end! This fic is bloody addictive! I'm going to recap my reactions to each chapter:

1. Aw, Kura doesn't want to send Ryou-kins to the shadow realm! I want to see the dog-rat show... P Spork him? *Blushes* that sounds wrong... x3

2. He said Ryou's cute! x3 He keeps saying nifty... lol. Yah, me wants DDS with Bakura. x3 ROFLMAO! Goddamn water! Too funny! xD

3. Niftman and Spifboy are my official heroes! I'd like to think in serious fanfics that Bakura DOESN'T do drugs but this is just funny. xD

4. YAH! Bakura got Ryou drunk! Hehe, he luffs Bakura very much! He shoved his tongue down his throat! RA do I wish I was at that party... wait, Otogi? Fuck that, stupid pretty dice obsessed retard.

5. Bakura is a sadist in a sexy way, not a stupid teacher way. Aww, mild puppyshipping is nice. 3 Nice one Bakura! You break his nose! xD

6. Mixed-mizer-mariks sound like a good recipie for yaoi. xD

7. Gr... me no like Otogi ESPECIALLY when Ryou DOES... Woo, let's shove Anzu in a giant blender! LOL Yami is a shotacon! xD

8. *Worships Bakura's evil hair* 'tis horny. P Sporks and gumballs.. woot! Lol, shiny pills, this is so messed up funny!

9. The women in YuGiOh give us women a bad name, seriously. Bakura is damn right, they are unbelievably stupid.

10. I relate with Malik, french fries - or CHIPS in my case (I'm British like Ryou) - aren't so great. *Worships Bakura's snerk* so goddamn sexy... *pant* Perverted luff, lol! Gyah, Bakura is treated so badly in this fic! T.T *comforts Kura-kins*

11. Hm, I don't really like all Bakura's addictions in this fic... they're fun, but I wouldn't like to think he's REALLY addicted to that shit.

12. Stuff-so-much-stuff-in-the-blender-that-it-goes-BO OM! sounds like fun! x3 Friendshipus Freakus should die first.

13. *Kills Otogi in torturous, creative, Bakura-esque ways* DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE! O_O Ryou should be dreaming about Bakura-the-supremely-evil-eater-of-french-fies-and -murderer-of-fluffy-animals, not Oto-fuckin'-gi! Yes, Kura-kins, you CAN kill him now! 3

14. Anzu is a nympho and Ryou is currently extremely fucked in the head, and not in a good way. I mean, Bakura is fucked in the head but he's not THAT bad. I don't blame him for wanting to set stuff on fire.

15. Nya, Bakura's so kawaii when he talks in 3rd person. x3 I want a bakurasaurus! xD

16. YEAH! GET IN THERE! RYOU HATES OTOGI! BAKURA'S GONNA BUY HIM COOKIES TO CHEER HIM UP! THIS CAN'T GET BETTER!

17. Grr... bitchy little prat. It's not like me to insult Ryou (he's an angel! I love him! Not as much as Bakura, but lots!) but he's being a bitchy emo kid right now. Nothing against emo's tho, I have lots of emo mates and they all rock. Plus I've drawn Ryou as an emo kid! He looks really cute and spacey! Back on subject, Bakura's so not deserving of this, and he has great taste in ice cream, and tough tomatoes in a brilliant saying, and Bakura really needs to get Ryou in a dress cuz he is being a complete bitch!

18. Meh, 'tis cool. Get him in a dress Kura!

19. O_O *mangles Anzu flesh repeatedly with rusty can opener until she looks like pasta with lots of tomato sauce* ...no comment.

20. He woke up in Ryou's bed, with Ryou! *smiles giant ecstatic smile* and Otogi? *smile is replaced by insane scowl* Ryou Bakura bondage chocolate sauce YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM etc. Ryou Bakura bondage chocolate sauce *pukes* ugh...

21. Ryou wanted to thank Bakura for getting him back with Otogi again? Y'WHAT? Otogi was the one who cheated on him, the stupid dice freak! Ryou should be THANKFUL that he got to sleep with Bakura! That's a fucking blessing! Hell, I know I'd enjoy it! ...Nya? He's stopping? No! I didn't realise this fic was complete! Damn!

That was a sad ending, does Bakura ever get together with Ryou? Sorry, I'm a devoted tendershipper. xD

*Worships Bakura's snerk* sorry for the endless review! Brilliant fic!

omg! can't stop laughing! this is good! yay! anzuxblender... sounds good! too good! wonna read the next chappie! and that'll be my last cause my boiritme is telling me i have to get some sleep and if i do not i'll be the 1 regretting this in the morning when i wake up with tiredness to make my mom really mad at me! ja ne!

; Well, the ending could be better, but overall this was a really funny story! It reminded me sometimes of my story, "The Pharaoh's Corrupting Our Schools!" If you're not busy maybe you could read a chapter or two of it. - Anyhoo, great job and thanks for writing this!

...Eh. Ok, I'm happy then. WHY IS OTOGI STILL HERE? He must be offed...

No no no no no! Ryou and BAKURA... BAKURA... not TEA! o.O Gah! ...Maybe Marik just has a thing for classy French restaurants? Ever think of that? Huh? HUH?

Urg, these chapters are too short. I mean, they're funny, but they are also very short. It's just that I can review one, and then read the next one and try to review, only for it to tell me I need to wait 30 seconds before I review again. You don't need to make them super-long, y'know, but they are kind of short. Anyhoo... nice chapter. I really thought this one was funny. My favorite line was, "Bloody emo."

"Come to the dark side, we have cookies." What is that from? Poor Ryou. Imagining Bakura scribbling "BRB" into his diary is a funny image.

You mean the third person? Funny chapter.

Now, did Ryou mean a date as in the party, or was he there "with" Otogi? Anyhoo, ha ha, calling Anzu a nympho was funny, I swear to fish. Although, the beginning of this chapter seemed kind of like a repeat of the previous one.

- Bakura-the-supremely-evil-eater-of-french-fries-an d-murderer-of-fluffy-little-animals learned how to spell brain! I'm not sure if I pointed it out, but in the chapter where Bakura talks about why he hates girl, he writes "brians" instead of "brains". It reminded me of that episode of Family Guy, except it was the other way around. ; Funny chapter! Yeah for advances in the plot! (Sort of.)

- Ah, Bakura is often at the park. You should describe the park and the people that go there! That would be interesting. Anyway, funny again!

Ryou doesn't like dresses?

So if Ishizu didn't read it, she just assumes that Bakura's pining after Ryou and that that's what the diary is about? Yes, Bakura... buy Ryou another dress! It's funny.

You use the word arsed a lot. Funny chapter! Yugi as a Lolita... not much of a stretch, actually.

It's amazing they're not dead with all the drinking they're doing.