I have read this fic several times now -- each time hoping to come up with something intelligent, yet witty, to say in a review. And, so far, all I have is:

ME LOVE THIS MUCHO!!

This fic was such a wonderful treat. I laughed all the way through it, and ... well, I'm so glad it exists out here in the Internet-world. Thanks so much for writing and sharing this one.

Hey there! This is PlasticMonkey from LJ. ^^ Love this one! I've a feeling I'm going to enjoy your fics. =D

That was too funny. You saved from angst.

... OMGILOVEYOUSOMUCHMMKAY.

Seriously, this was brilliant. A gem of the Y/K fandom. XD I love random groping on subway trains! I mean. Well, not to me, but reading it in a fic is always fun. Violence generally ensues.

First, great love for Ken's bike. I seriously need to do more with Ken's bike because I think it's the most wonderful ever and I would like to know if he names it, too. XD My dad's family-- we're all bikers at heart, big Harley Davidson fans, so this was one of the first reasons I fell for Ken first and foremost. Besides his pretty eyes and nice calves, I mean. Anyway, so I adored the descriptions of Youji's view on Ken's driving and continual overhaul of his bike. XD SO MUCH LOVE. Engine grease covered Ken images flock in my brain.

Did he just want an excuse to play with the vending machine? Was he compensating for a deprived childhood? Sometimes Ken could be such a kid it was scary. -- This was fantastic. I love your Youji. Seriously. I can't write Youji worth shit, so when I read yours it's a thing of beauty. His flippant, exasperated, cool-cat kind of personality just shines in this. I love how he complains about Ken's habits in his brain. XD XD XD LOVE the excuse to play with a vending machine.

Hee hee, Ken rides the subways alone. XD XD XD

Ken blushing wins the universe.

BANANA MILK. You officially own my soul. Ken will always be imprinted with banana milk in my brain now. I love it. Love love love. Absolutely perfect. Why does it fit so well? I DON'T EVEN KNOW, BUT IT'S SO GOOD IT HURTS.

I love your Ken. He's got such a dirty mouth and gets so frustrated. It's so Ken. Raw, unadultered Ken. Perfect. He's so in character it's scary. You win the award for the most in character Ken in the Weiss fandom.

"Youji caught himself staring and told himself not to, but it wasn’t like there was anything more diverting going on anywhere else and if Ken did insist on sucking on his fingers like a sexually frustrated Catholic schoolgirl…" -- ... I HAVE NO WORDS BUT SQUEALS OF ADORATION.

And the image of Ken in a Catholic schoolgirl outfit... okay, I know that's my twisted brain's fault, but I'm trying to figure out why he's got black fingernail polish on. And soccer stains on his pleated skirt. KAY, JUST STOP THINKING. (I'm tired. I'm sorry.)

Bwahahhaa. I'm sorry, Youji, for finding your plight hilarious after the initial disturbance faded. This really is a fun fic. But not comedy-fun, more like... weird-experience-in-everyday-life-good. Or something. This review is really incoherent. But I really like the tone. You write such great atmosphere. Sigh.

"His idea of sexual experimentation was leaving the lights on." Yes, you can teach him things, Youji! Many, many things. XD

I love poor, innocent Ken. He's innocent in the best kind of way there is-- not a naive, sappy sort of innocent, but just... yeah. SO CUTE. He's green.

Cackled madly when the guy propositioned BOTH of them. And promptly got his ass kicked. BEST IDEA EVER, this fic.

Seemed the combination of his ass neatly packaged in tight leather pants was simply too good a prospect for the perverts of this world to pass up. -- *DIES* *AGAIN* *AND AGAIN*

Smug!Youji is my favorite hands down. Brilliant. That entire paragraph about tempation hurt my sides, I giggled so hard. I'm such a dork.

AND THE ENDING.

*heartheartheartheartheart* *fangirls all over you*

BEST ENDING EVER. END OF STORY. YES.

I'd think of this as less of a parody than a reply as it doesn't depend on the original to be understood and enjoyed. I liked your take on the characters and the fact that the story was fun without being totally implausible. I found the formatting a bit wonky and would have preferred that the dialogue be double-spaced like the other paragraphs, but it was a smooth read all the same.

All in all, a very fun, enjoyable fic :)

"well, he was Ken. His idea of sexual experimentation was leaving the lights on…" I love that line!

Hee. I really enjoyed this--it's not a parody or broad comedy, which I half-expected given the note, but just a fun little fic. You probably already know this, but somewhere I'd heard that being molested/fondled (I don't think to this extent, though) was a problem on crowded subway trains for girls and women in Tokyo, so they now have separate female only carriages for them, and the shover people only shove in the rest of the rabble on the regular cars (I could be wrong, I have done no independent research into this fact). Anyway, I enjoyed this a lot--one spelling error (break, not brake, and sorry I can't help myself, and I mention it only because I want to know these things when I write) and I loved, loved the banana milk bits, even if banana milk sounds really horrible. I also really enjoyed Yohji and Ken's interaction--you have a knack for dialogue, and I adored this little squabbling, especially the bit where Yohji wonders why Ken wouldn't have gotten a drink before he left home. I also liked the very reasonable Omi explaining patiently why no, Yohji couldn't take his flashy sportscar on the mission. Anyway thanks for posting!

Hehehe! Despite not knowing the fic you padrodied I loved this! I was cute and funny and just a good little ficlet. Lots of fun, and from your synopsis of the other one, sounds more up my alley anyway! Thanks for a fic that gave me a giggle^^

At first, I thought that it was going to be very similar to another fanfiction at another website, but it ended up quite differently. I think that it was thoroughly enjoying.