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The Pirate Babe
2008-08-24
ch 1,
abuseI don't really agree with you or your dad(no offense)
but this was so funny i was cracking up all the way through the story!
lol
good job
elfchicks
2008-04-01
ch 1,
abuseLOL! That was the most hilarious fic I've read in like seven months. Great job. Loved it.
Madame Zerda
2008-02-07
ch 1,
abuse*giggles* Yeah, he can be annoying. Except when he's gone mad in AWE and goes around muttering about spoons and ferrety purple gremlins.
avatarjk137
2008-01-09
ch 1,
abuseExcellently written! Just brilliant! This put a smile on my face and kept it there!
azzami
2007-06-24
ch 1, anon.
abusei absolutely love bootstrap and detest will...but i think i died laughing while 1/3 through your story.scrap that, i died in the 1st few paragraphs.
NazgulQueen
2007-03-14
ch 1,
abuseThis is brilliant! I'm reading this at midnight, and I almost suffocated myself trying not to wake up my parents! Great work!
Rain in rhythm
2006-07-23
ch 1,
abuseThat was the funniest story EVER! While I have nothing against our dear mr. bootstrap, I couldn't help but laugh till I cried. I especially like how all of the crew rolls their eyes when he's around. Great story!
willowred
2006-07-20
ch 1, anon.
abuse"Leaning against a pillar or anything else that would support his melodrama." Absolutely priceless. I am going to save this story into my favourites, its brilliant. I don't have anything against poor old bootstrap per se, he is a broken man after all. But he was very dramatic in the film as you say, maybe he should have had a little bit more fight in him. Perhaps that will come in the third film? Any hows, fantastic story and very very funny. It actually made me laugh out loud and that a rare thing for me. Well done.
Just~A~Thought
2006-07-18
ch 1, anon.
abuseI totally agree with ur opinion of Bootstrap. I was expecting him to be so cool, they kinda built him up in the first movie. I thought for a minute he would leap into action to save his son, but he friggin' cried! What the hell?! Pirate don't CRY!

BTW, nice story. Good therapy for me as well.
Amarth Obstreperous
2006-07-18
ch 1,
abuseHeehehee! Oh, dearie me! I've no beef with Bootstrap, but this was still incredibly funny. I can feel the emotions fueling it. And I suppose if I had to spend time with Bill, I'd dislike him too. Davy must be regretting the game that gave Bootstrap eternal servitude, eh?
DarkPrue
2006-07-14
ch 1, anon.
abuseEven though I actually liked Bootstrap in the film, I found this hilarious. It made me cry laughing. Well done!
The Behemoth
2006-07-13
ch 1,
abuseOMG I love you forever.

I laughed so hard at this. I was eating when I read it, and I almost literally died. Good job. HAA!
Against the Grain
2006-07-12
ch 1, anon.
abuseHilarious parody, but I'm actually little more sympathetic to Bootstrap. He really got the short end of the stick. After all, he was thrown off a ship strapped to a cannon for, essentially, doing the right thing--standing up for his true captain. I can't stand being under twelve feet of water for more than a few seconds (it's enough to give me headaches), but being under an entire ocean for a couple YEARS... Not to mention being desperate enough to sell your soul to a monster like Davy Jones. Give the guy some credit. You'd be pretty broken, too.
TK The Tenacious
2006-07-12
ch 1,
abuseHa! Bootstrap IS stupid. How he and Will are related is beyond me. Great job! I loved that he annoyed the heck out of all the other crew members with his pathetic melodrama. And the tears! Priceless! I think my favorite line is "Go find a corner and mope in it!" Hilarious! Wonderful job, thanks for posting it!
Carolinus the Opera Ghostes...
2006-07-12
ch 1,
abuseyou know, i never thought of old bootstrap that way...but it's frickin' hilarious! now i'll never be able to see that movie without cackling like a lunatic! yay!!
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