This is so cute

*is crying from laughing so hard*

Oh dear lord, how in the world did I miss this gem? ...no, not a gem. DIAMOND. How, for the love of all things tasty and delicious, did I manage to never read this until just now? I don't care if you wrote it years ago, you are still awesome! And right now, I really hope that you decided to write a sequel or something along those lines to this that would have an Ed still somewhat delirious from a mind-numbingly fantastic massage and Mustang and the rest of his merry band amused and a little perplexed by the overcooked noodle previously known as Ed...maybe even having him too relaxed to give a crap about being called short...pfth...

*starts laughing like a nutcase again*

'to busy becoming one with the seat' Is the seat Russia? Anyway I like it

O_O

Armstrong orgasm.

Noah

oh, god, i think you've melted my face. XD

signed,

got-fanfiction :3

lol he cummed of that! XD hahaha

OMG that was great. Halarious I must say! I absolutly loved this. It was just to good

Dang! I want a massage now!

Haha! Very funny story XD

Do I laugh... fap... or cry?

Let's try all three...

AUGHH- *sprays cracker crumbs all over keyboard*

PLEASE TELL ME YOU DID NOT WRITE/IMPLY WHAT I THINK YOU DID... *covers eyes and cries*

Armstrong... no, no, no. The sparkles... the muscles... I DON'T EVEN LIKE BARA! XO

More like the Armstrong Family Molesty Technique! .

...I'd rather see Armstrong/Garfiel. Now THAT'S hot P

lol...that was pretty funny

lol, that was cute...(and hot _

Ah ha. Armstrong has so many family talents doesn't he?

That was so awesome. I absolutely adored it! Moar!

*CANNOT STOP LAUGHING* XD Oh, god, that was awesome xDD Alexsome! *gets brik'd* XD

Just one thing, you could've made the story longer (descrpition, my friend, description! Especially in ArmstrongxEd! XD) and slow like a massage to add a better effect. But wow, I..this..XD

*imagines an omake*

Al: *pushing down on Ed's back* like this, Major?

Armstrong: It is satisfactory, dear boy, but you must apply pressure to your delicate fingertips and..*gently but firmly presses on Ed's muscle*

Ed: *howls in pleasure* It'S a ThReEsOmE! *D_

Heheheh...Kinda kinky! XD