My smile is so big right now that if Barbossa saw it, he would describe me as, "idiot." Very clever, funny, and refreshing.

Oh god, its too Hilarious :D You did v. good!

this is hilarious! will there be a log for at worlds end?

Oh my god this was funny!
Excellent work *three thumbs up*
absolutely loved it
you should write another!

"DAY 138
Caught on fire last night while rummaging through sock drawer holding lit candle.

Did not feel it.

Something is wrong."

YAYNESS!! lol Unholy rage...
Very nicely done. Hilarious!

Oh my god, I laughed my ass off...

Can't...breathe...laughing too hard...

A great story. Very funny.

This is briljant! Specially Barbossa's apple adiction. And jack. Always Jack.

I LOVED this! You should continue into "At World's End" if you have the inspiration to do so. Some of my favourite parts were the calculations for how much the whores cost (I don't know why, I just thought it was funny), the Limb-Swapping Game part, "beautiful girl to rape - check (see #2)", "Mood: UNHOLY RAGE", him calling Elizabeth "hot un-Turner girl", and "Tia Dalma's Voodoo Love Shack".
Great! Really great!

I wish there was a sequel to this. I loved this so very, very much, as did everyone else I showed this to. I adored it so much. :)

LOL. I love the Diaries, so whenever I see a new one (regardless of who wrote it or who it's about) I always feel the urge, much like Barbossa, to laugh triumphantly
Hooray for dramatic apple biting! Very, very funny.

Amazing! if only the film showed this humorous and light hearted side of Barbossa! Love it ^^
Sina xx

love the hungry/thirsty/horny part and oh fuck part

xD thank god he did refrain from that pun. This was awesome; I'm totally giggling my butt off xD yay for Barbossa~!

This be one fine piece 'o fiction ye've written...


Extremely funny and entertaining. Love how you keep Barbossa in character even though his diary entries are a riot. So many lines that hade me laughing out loud.

"Navy chased us here, apparently. Have to wait to lift curse. V. annoying. Also, have agreed to give Sparrow the Black Pearl & let him sail under me.

In an entirely nautical sense."

This was one of my favorites as well as the "Compass points north" comment.

Very creative. Loved it.

You must consider doing a VSD for AWE!

Cheers!
Nytd