Brilliant! :)

I want an apple.

And also to get laid.

And also some wine.

I think that sums up the curse for Barbs... laughing like a maniac

OMG! Loved it! v. funny story. IRL lols. Enjoyed mostly shopping list and moods. Must thank fan forum for rec.

mood: grateful to funny author.

I love this! Hilarious and such a unique idea.

Loved the part about Jack shooting him and then his realization. :)

I love this kind of humour. Priceless lines in this story! I found the abbreviations funny, thinking of what time period this actually takes place in so it took me a second to realize that a/b was actually about and not some pirate code! Love the portrayal of Jack as well, the thoughts on the "un-Turner" girl, Bootstrap, and especially the monkey. Wonderfully entertaining!

Day 17

Tortuga. SHOPPING SPREE!

Expenses:

- figure-flattering overcoat (11 pieces)

- new boots (6 pieces)

- whores (1 piece/night x 3 whores x 4 nights, 12 pieces)

- captain hat (v. flattering, poofy feather, 3 pieces)

- dress (wine-colored, 13 pieces)

- monkey w/pirate clothes (4 pieces)

- apples (1 piece/bushel x 5 bushels, 5 pieces)

DAY 3,738

At Isla de Muerta. Going to go lift curse! Equipment:

1) final piece of gold – check

2) blood sacrifice – check

3) latest round of plunder to add to stash – check

4) apples to eat – check

5) wine to drink – check

6) beautiful girl to rape – check (see #2)

LATER

The girl wasn't a Turner. Jack Sparrow is alive (& still smells). Lass was rescued by some fops in a stolen navy ship & is still wearing my dress. Also has final medallion.

Mood: UNHOLY RAGE.

The list goes on and on...before I died from laughing!

V.v.v.v funneh!

Lady Sybelle

Hilarous. I really liked his shopping list and to-do list.

Hmmm...Barbossa really likes his apples, aye?

LOL love the story )

Loved this! The short blunt statements, the plotting out of an entire movie in a chapter, a hilarious albeit weird trip into Barb's mind.

i havent read this in YEARS and it still makes me laugh like a looney! XD this should be continued to the latest movie for serious it would be awesome.

HAllarious although your Barbossa charecter is unrealistic to the real charecter, but i guess it worked out ok.

Ha ha ha! xD that was hilarious...totally love it.

Just found this and thought it was hilarious. Props.

Loved it! This is just like Barbossa, too, I think!

Thanks for sharing- it was a wonderful piece of work!

No complaints!

Squeaks