I really like this epilogue. Because as you said, it really does explain everything. Nice job with the whole story!

I liked that last line about Peeves stealing his underwear. Because as powerful as Constantine might be, that poltergeist seemed to be constantly getting one up on him.

I really liked the conversation about Constantine fighting himself, mostly the part where he accidentally skips over the Doppelganger explanation. Probably a bit necessary for others to understand.

The "I'm too sexy" bit made me laugh, especially Snape's question as to where Constantine's pants were, because we really should have all been expecting that answer, but weren't.

He probably needed to emphasize that shoe line a couple more times...

I loved that last line, the wish about John keeping someone else's bar out of trouble. It's just so perfect!

I love Constantine flirting with Snape.

You're making me curious about why Snape was dreading Constantine's visit so much, almost to the point of not being able to properly giggle over the idea of a blond butterfly.

Yep, repression sounds like a good idea of Harry's...

The lesson on Doppelgangers was not one I was expecting. Good job with the surprise!

This made me giggle a couple times. Like when Constantine decided all was right because the possessed hat could still sing and sort students. Or how he dowsed Fawkes with holy water.

This is off to a good start. The fourth letter, especially, was good, in its succinct yet not-clear-if-you-don't-know-better acceptance of the job offer.

OMG a Constantine/Harry Potter fan fic

OH MY GOD! It's COMIC Constantine YAY

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In the first sentence, it needs to be too. two o's.
"And, your pants?"
"I'm too sexy for them."
XD I'm taking this for my sig!!

Sev is mine, no touchy ... ew. But nice line, 'specially coupled with: The dark lord can stick it mate. ! *rofl!*

"I'm a happy mother ** ray of sunshine."
o.o If I heard this from *anyone* I would turn on heel and go right back from whence I came. *Anyone*. Double for someone who could actually *do* something-- like Mr. Constantine there.
you're Blarg! your--possessive! you are contraction:you're! >...