The fourth hokage's name is Yondaime Namikaze.(Minato Namikaze or Yellow Flash)

Question: Does this exist anywhere in an uneditted version? I only ask because I need some new material; f-bombs, donkeys, and butts get old after a while.

This is a very, very interesting story. Most people seem to write Naruto as overly stupid, super charged, or more emo than Sasuke and Itachi combined. They also usually completely forget the funny, except for breif spats of it in between the emo flashbacks and gory battles.

... I hadn't realised just how jaded I was towards Naruto fanon until I reread that paragraph...

Anyway, your story has none of the themes listed above. Your Naruto sacrificed power for control and has spent his lifetime learning what he wants to learn and he's reconciled with his lot in life. What's more, he is NARUTO. Unbending will, pure heart, and in-your-face brat. I haven't seen real Naruto in cannon since he ran into Konohamaru at the beginning of Shippuden.

I realy hope the holidays get your muse rialed up so I, and many others, can have more of this story to brighten our own holidays.

P.s. In your list of open plot threads you skipped "What killed the humans?" If I could venture a guess? Greed, Stupidity, and Vanity in no small amounts or specific combination. Of course, it could also be the 10-tailed beast. The possibilities are endless.

I LOVE IT!its HILARIOUS!I CANT WAIT UPDATE!and i don't mean to be nosy but I MUST KNOW PAIRING!THE LITTLE VOICE IN MY HEAD IS FRIGGIN KILLIN ME WITH 'NARUHINA!NARUHINA!'its very annoying.
i am sorry to have taken your time with the crazy rant.
your story is beawesome.

so are u ever going to update this story?

Wow... your story is awesome... I haven't laughed that hard in quite a while. Keep it up.

SO I read the line about diseases in water country and started thinking about malaria, cholera, dracunculus medinensis infections, leishmaniasis, wuchereria bancrofti, and then my brain decided that that was enough gross mental images for awhile. Water sanitation, sanitation in general, and killing mosquitoes and other insects is a good thing. Little kid shinobi have no idea...!

The interactions between Sasuke and Naruto kill me, they're usually so funny. *snrk* And Hinata? Priceless.

Yondaime's real name is Namikaze Minato.

Yondaime's real name is

nice cant wait 2 read some more

well, for the most part it's a good story.
but somewhere along the way naruto's dialogue and actions just became so chock full of wholesome unrealistic idyllic messages that it just isn't all that fun for me to read anymore.

ah well.

the story is starting to lose a bit of its touch with reality, and beginning to desend into madness, insanity, mayham, F**ked up crazy **. truthfully, it nothing like how it was represented in the beginning. and I am sorry, I have to say...I LOVE IT. Its awesome keep it up.

I actually think one of the greatst parts of this chapter was how you wrote Sasuke in the omake. Kakashi's shinobi thinking (Get the survivors, save ourselves first) was nice to see against Kurenai. Of course, i also liked the conversation for Naruto and Sasuke's truce, Hinata's reaction, and how Sasuke just knew what Naruto was getting at

Yay!! Gaara!

Amazing :) Craptastic is an awesome word :)

I lurve this line "demented kamikaze samurai monkey" too! haha! had me laughing when I imagined it! Have you watched samurai champloo? Mugen totally popped up in my mind when I read that line!