wow, after reading this, and then reading the reviews, i couldn't believe all the negative feedback! haven't people ever heard of 'humor'? or 'different opinions'? or maybe 'chill out because it's not real and doesn't have to be taken so seriously'? i mean, i like xander, but that didn't stop me from completely laughing my ass off and bashing right along with.

and the people who insult spike's character in favour of angel? puh-leaze! angel did so much worse than spike in his 'souless days', and for a helluva lot longer, too. besides, angel couldn't even control his demon side for 'the love of his life', not to mention his character wasn't nearly as dynamic and original, in my own opinion of course.

i think i'll stop the rant before i start sounding like those others, not naming any names, who don't seem to have any sense of humor, or decency-is it just too much to ask that people at least try to keep the illusion of being polite?

please don't listen to the flamers, such negative words are not worth your time. it was great. i laughed, i thought it was cute. a very good pick-me-up kind of story. thanks for sharing! _

I thought the Fic was really cool, but I think the people who have flamed you should remember that they are characters in a show, not actual beings and get over it. Plus, Spike Kicks ass !

LOL Hilarious! Loved it(the b/s and the Xander bashing. he really can be SO annoying at times.)! All those strange people who can't seem to figure out that Buffy is a SHOW and it's not really REAL have to really lighten up. Come on, you bash a fictional character and decide to like a fictional character that has commited fictional crimes and has changed and suddenly, Woah! you are a bad bad person. Sheesh! People just dont get it.

By the way haven't laughed that hard in a while.

O ya,O ya! That was sooo the BEST buffy epidode ever made! (yes, I know it isn't real!)

ok, i loved this fic already and was full of praise! But reading the whinny ass reviewer beloew me made me love it more! Geeze dont they understand that Spike is SO Hotter and Cooler and everything then angel? Plus the desoto IS ungly but hey, Spikes coat is cooler! and his hair may need hair gel but at east it doest stand striaght up! And B/S will rule the universe! *Insane laughter heard.* Annnnyyyway, just maken sure that you know you rule and even though you do cause ONE big huge baby cried and flamed you ohhh pooor peeps! *Dont ask* And yeah so *Gives spikes two fingred sulute to reviewer below me that i didnt even read the name of. :P then gives to thumbs up (like Spike did to Riley) for this story!

I'm more than glad that you don't own Buffy... the show is already sucky the way it is... QUESTION: IN WHAT POINT did Buffy realize she had, oh, so many feelings about Spike and forgot he was the scumbag he is? Not to say a freaking COLD HEARTED pathetic chipbrained no-soul VAMPIRE Just wondering... I mean, at least Angel has... a cool car. If this is your ideal Buffy, lemme tell ya it is more pathetic than a crossover between Dawson's Creek and Charmed, where Dawson and Co would STILL be at school... Gosh! Graduate already!

Ok, missing my point. I didn't like your fic, I thought you ought to know that, ya know, just in case you decide to... *grimaces* keep writing

Love it...hee hee!

i'm a huge b/x fan but i gotta say i loved the fic.

I was almost crying with laughter.

I'm sorry that u got flamed but don't let it put u off.

ok, i need to stop laughing incase people start asking what drugs i'm on...

later

that was so good! ehhehehehe spike is so hott!

Don't listen to those flamers, Arashi _;;. Anyway, you and Meg wrote this story for fun, so don't let them bring ya down! _-. Good luck.

planet

...that was so awesome...that's like, my favorite planet now...lol...

What a silly story. I think you can do much better . Please try harder next time.

Hey... First, I feel I have to appolagise for a few of my fellow B/X'ers... they um... well, it was the LSD I was supplying them with. Bad batch. I'm sure most of them have already appolagised, but feel they were bang outa order.

Anyway, not a bad fic. Pretty good infact, made me laugh quite a bit... Don't let any flames get you down, it's just something that happens every now and then... Spare of the moment sort of t'in.

Keep up the good work.

And now for the more serious news:

You may joke about falling in a ditch, but people fail to realised the severity of ditch related incidents. I fell in a ditch once, and it gave me the worst booty ever... ruined my newly bought expensive designer trousers and shoes... So well done for putting the word out on ditch related incidents, which are now more common then ever. j/k... though not a very good one.

Irie Ites.

THIS WAS FUNNY! I'm not much of a S/B fan but this really did it. Don't worry about the flames. Looks like they never learned to read summarys. Right there in cap sized letters it says XANDER BASHING. It seems that the main flamers were B/Xers and they tend to be a fanatical as B/A's. I happen to like Xan and while this was bashage, it was a good parody(scratching head while thinking "I think it was a parody.") The way you put in your comments played like Mystery Science Theather. The arguments about whose ass was sexier were golden, as were Buffy talking like Homer Simpson in her sleep and a creative threat (make up) other then staking.

Okay. Now I'm pissed. Some of you have heard from me, others have not. Thank you to all the people who gave us nice comments and reviews. And now, onto the mother ers who have no brains, and who read the story and hated it. Have you ever heard the cliche, "If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all"? Apparently not. All you retarded Xander fans (Jason is exempted from this, he gave us a nice review) are reading a XANDER BASHING FIC. If that doesn't have "well no ing duh, don't read it!" written all over it, I don't know what does. And to Scott, what the are you doing reading an S/B FLUFF fic if you're looking for plot? Hm, again, if that doesn't have "well no ing duh, don't read it!" written all over it, I don't know what does. Or do any of you s actually READ the summaries? Or do you just read the ing fic to leave a ing flame in the reviews? If you do, you're all just lameasses with no ing lives. I bid you adeiu.