Ur fics a bit like Jacks rule book...funny I likes it
Ur fic that is that was probably confusing...either that or I'm dumb

Yes they're all true. Also you and your team will be killed at least every other season season. Being a doctor gets you killed (Daniel, Elizabeth, Carson, and Janet to name a few.) Even the worst thought plans always work. Religous freaks are bad. No matter how devout said religous freaks are, they always have advanced technology.

signed the good dr.

I loved these rules! Please write more. This is my new favorite rules story and my geeky friend circle thanks you for the laugh. Great thinking.:)

This is absolutely brilliant! Ah, if only new personnel were given this guide...

I'm really tired of the bashing of the Tok'Ra. Anyone that watches the first tok'ra show would know that they were not written as they were meant to be. The later writers obviously did not watch the first shows to see how to write the Tok'Ra. Anyway, I'm as tired of the Tok'Ra bashing as I am of the s/j and v/d. And that's a lot.

I am a total stargate geek. Iv been watching since i was 8 amd am ready to murder Scifi for the upcoming cancilation.

Oh and don't for get the the historian is bound to die more than 10 times

We...
I like this *Grins*

i know this is completly random, but does this story apply to sga too?im pritty sure you were reffering to tayla and bates but please tell me if im wrong.awsome work!

Ha!
I love it, as usual
I take it this is from Jack's point of view?
I didnt know he was as into chocolate as sam and danny

You are sincerely one of the worst writers I have ever had the misfortune of encountering. Everything you do makes me want to cry. Save the world and stop subjecting us to the bullshit you turn out.

This isn't a fic, this is a list, and FF.n's mods have been notified.

As to #26- if they aren't already taken, chances are they will mysteriously become your wife...

Number fifteen is my favorite. :)

"Your" is possessive.

"You're" is a contraction meaning "You are". Please learn the difference, or at least get a beta who does.

You're the only one who can choose to do so, and it's your funeral if you don't.

*dies*

I was wondering when you were going to update! Well done!

I was wondering what the training manuel for newbie soldiers was. & that you have Jack voice while writing it is just so much awesomenes that I'm feeling bouncy. Can't wait for more. I'd request bigger chapters, but that'd hurt the speed of the updates. Just one fix it-

7. Numbers 1 and 3 will result in very, very long lectures with words you will never have heard before let alone understand.

Should be 2,4, &/or 6?