Okay, I don't know how the H this is canon, but I'm LMAO! Love it!

Did Chip melt the coins too? I liked the little buttery mention. Cute story overall.

I love this story so much! I think its your narrative voice that makes the story work. Its smart, witty and playful, just like Chip and goes wonderfully with the theme of your story. Plus, 'the war between fuzzy and soft'? Genius.