more! lol. What happens next??

updates.

please?

lol.

>My only son, for whom I’d dreamt of a beautiful, golden future >is going to marry an over-eager, humourless Mudblood book->fancier

Ohgodohgodohgod PG Wodehouse-AuntDahlia-GussieFinkNottle the newtfancier-SQUEE!

Ahem.*Deep breaths* *Coherency regained*

Squee. This is the best. P.G Wodehouse is the best. Jeeves and Wooster are the best. Snape and Lucius are the best. You are th best. More, please?

That is all.

cute and interesting. and poor delusional draco. i am rather curious as to how this will end.

>“My first pet was a spider called Mars. I was inconsolable when my father crushed it when I was in first year. You, as the sole person in the school, saw my grief, and said you would make it disappear if I met you in the Astronomy Tower at midnight. And you did.”

So the real question is... is Snape a bad detective in the sense that he's not good at it, or because he's bad to the bone? (Now I have an awful mental image of his saying "Fresh outta the hood an' misunderstood!"... It's an American thing.)

*hums ** music for no good reason*

Intriguing...

Oh, I wanna know what's gonna happen. Update soon please. So sad about Snape's pet spider...

This HAS to be one of the funniest low key fanfics I have read in a long time. It's fabulous, it really is. I can't understand why so few people have reviewed so far.

Right, I'm not going to talk about your characters much, I'll just say that they are fantastically written as well as wonderfully tounge-in-cheek and that I was in fits of giggles throughout. I will say that I sincerely hope you continue this story.

In fact, it was so very good I'm going to add it to my favourites and I don't add very many stories to my favourites. Keep it up!

"Granger has been stuck to that Weasley boy like a leech to a hemophiliac since year one." - tee hee! Great line.

Duh duh duh!

*goes to hide in the cellar with Voldemort*

There are a number of ways this could play out... Hm... what is Severus going to do about it, I wonder? I can't wait to see what happens!