A very original, very amusing story. I loved it from start to end.

Beautiful.
As i like to cook and i have cooked several "themed mystery lunches" i really appreciate this.
Ciao!

This was the funniest, most original one-shot I've read in a very long time. I loved the chickens hammy death.
Thanks for writing and sharing.

hillarious

Harry's conversation with his hamburger had me howling...

oh my gosh! this is one of the best stories i have read in a long time! it was so unique- like a breath of fresh air among all of these cliches!

oh, you had me giggling! It was a true delight to read this, I most definitly enjoyed it ^-^ keep writing!

-Ayame

Haha! That was great! I love Harry's Hamburger, though I think I would be mortified if my Hamburger started talking. :)

Oh this is hilarious! I kind of want to know what the restaurant has in store after the first time! I dunno if I could eat anything that had been moving just moments before though...or talking...

Oh my gosh, this story was sheer genius!
It was absolutely hilarious, and also so different from anything I've ever read before.
I'm trying to decide which meal was my favorite, and I think I have to say Ron's feisty chicken. Its the sort of thing that you could actually see happening in one of the books, Ron getting into a fight with a piece of chicken, and thats part of what makes it so good.
I also liked Harry's talking burger though. In my mind I gave the burger a really hilarious voice, and I was practically cracking up as I imagined the burger saying all of the things you had him say, like about cooking Harry and seeing how he likes it.
*sigh* this was just an all around great story. Unique, hilarious, and wonderfully written-- all of the makings of an excellent story.
Kudos!

-Skye

this is so random... very eccentric, extremely original, you must have a fantastic imagination, and very well written... wonderful work!
this has been archived on the reviews lounge community, and id like to extend an invitation to our forum, its quite fun! great story, very thought provoking hehe xx

hahaha!
A lovely idea, very funny and well written. This made me laugh

"Luna, meanwhile, was looking for her Snorkack filet, which had crawled off the platter and was zigzagging around the condiments toward possible sanctuary in Ginny's salad jungle. Luckily, Neville's calamari had snaked a tentacle across its path, and seized the errant Snorkack as it went by."

I almost fell off my chair at that bit! Great work :)

That is the most original fic I have ever read! How funny! Loved it!

(Does the resturant have anything to do with Fred and George Weasley? lol. I could see them coming up with something like that!)

sunny tuesday

Hilarious! I just loved Harry's conversation with the burger!

"Ow!" said the burger.
"What?" said Harry, annoyed.

That, and the rest of it...genius :P

Good one!!

that's certainly unique. it's very interesting.