Omg this was hilarious I loved it! xD I was cracking up! Funny and original idea! Lol these parts were my favorites:
“Sasuke-kun would make a good dress-up doll, right?” Kisame asked with a toothy shark grin. “He’s cute enough. Makes you want to kiss him. Or eat him.”
Itachi elbowed his partner in a possessive manner. Sasuke was his foolish little brother to kiss or eat or torture or whatever, damn it.

“Help us or we’ll molest you.”
“See what you can actually find that doesn’t cut your fingers off.”

Heh I also liked the Monty Python part:
“If we built this large wooden badger…”

Nice job, I loved it! ^_^

This is a funny story. Nice job.

The most favorite moments!

1.As they retreated, Kisame vaguely wondered if that was really venom or acid seeping from the corners of Sasori’s mouth.

2.“See what you can actually find that doesn’t cut your fingers off.”

3.“Voodoo dolls of Sasuke.”

4.Itachi paused, as if waiting for dramatic purposes, before stating loudly, “Cosplay.”

Sasori nearly fell over.

5.“Kisame will polish Hiruko for you.”

“…I will?”

6.“Help us or we’ll molest you.”

Sasori glared back.

7.Deidara. Stupidity just might be able to deflect stupidity. Yes! The solution!Suddenly, the blond seemed like his long lost best friend (or pet dog, if you will) that had yet to be found.

OMFG that was freaking hillarious/

*shakes head* You forgot Gaara IS there! If I was Kankuro I would sic Gaara on them...Or aim them into Gaara's direction...

I liked the cosplay idea too. :D

ROFL. Wonderful

Itachi’s eyes glinted.

“Help us or we’ll molest you.”

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Oh gawd.

Ok but strange...

Nuff said

lol, You should make a sequel about what they do to Kankurou!

XD oh yeah , i like the cosplay idea lmfao !

Crack... and good crack! ^^ Cool.

XD I lol'd, for sure. Lord, I love crack fics-- especially at three (going on four!) in the morning! Whee!

Please write some more!XD Sasuke as a puppet and Itachi making him dance!*image in my head* Teehehee!XD

That was...messed up. Strange. Physchotic. Pretty funny, though.