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When Holly and Artemis kiss. its so funnay.

Suggestion: In Artemis Fowl and the Lost Colony, what could have happened if Minerva had distracted Billy Kong while Kong was on the phone and Artemis was planting the idea of going to Taipai 101 in Kong's head.

Minerva: You'll pay for this Kong, you'll see!
Kong: *Covers phone* Oh, shut up you brat! *Knocks her out and puts ear to phone again*
Artemis: Well, have you got an idea for where we meet?
Kong: Yeah. Ok, the Sky Tower, in New Zealand in 24 hours exactly. Know where that is?
Artemis: Er, the Sky Tower? Are you sure? Why not meet at, say, Taipai 101?
Kong: I choose the place, remember? And if you're not happy about it, then that'll be the perfect meeting spot.
*Bep*
Artemis: *Sigh* Why do I get the feeling this is Minervas fault?

i love the lollipop thing. could u maybe do something with that?

hehehehehehe...do the part where they have to drink the drugged wine to outwit the time-stop...i always thot tht was stupidly risky, so make it go horribly wrong and teach lil Arty a lesson...^_^ lol

Oh, oh! I have one! What about the part where opal doesn't have any magic and has to work for that old lady? What if she did have magic? Loved this! GTG!

Some concrit before I get to the positive stuff-

One of the big problems I see with this is the excessive use of CAPS LOCK. Though it is a perfectly acceptable way to emphasize something, especially for humorous purposes, you use it so *much* that is loses all power of emphasis and just distracts from th dialogue. The single, biggest thing you can do to improve this is to use less CAPS LOCK to denote anger; rather, let the dialogue show the anger. If this much emphasis is needed to show a character is rather angry, then there's a problem with the dialogue. :P

This leads me to my second bit of concrit. Your characterizations are a bit off-center. This situation - which is *hilarious*, I'd like to add - would be so much improved if you could keep Artemis IC (in character, if you're unfamiliar with the term). The best humor fics in the fandom are ones where the characters are behaving as they really would in the situation. If you've read the "classics" of the fandom, Nyghtvision's "Idiot Savant" is a perfect example. I suggest you read it, as a humor writer. :D

Asides from those: the humor in this piece is original and really quite funny. I'm not really a fan of humorous fics, but this was somewhat refreshing after the angst I usually stick with. Keep it up! :D

Another thing - a place I think you would enjoy, as both an AF fan and a writer - is the Orion Awards, which are a series of awards for outstanding Artemis Fowl fanfiction. So, as a humor writer, you can help nominate your favorite humour & parody fics, and read through the current (and past) nominations for a good "must read" list. Later this year, there will be a series of "People's Choice Awards" that you can vote in as well. There's also some forums where a lot of writers & fans like you come and chat. It's great fun, and I think you'll like it there! There's also a feedback place in the forum, where you can post a link to your fic and have people critique it, so you can get better as a writer. http://orionawards.

I hope you keep writing, and I hope to see you at OA!

hahahah! It would've been funnier if Artemis would've been swearing too, but that would just be too OOC. Mulch totally killed the plot... HAHAHAHAHAH! i love mulch, but I love arty more. but here i love mulch. he's so clueless...

wahahaha! that was good!

update soon please! and maybe you should make fun of the kidnapping in book one! hehe...

BANZAI!
~hollybridgetpeppermint

He he he. Very amuzing =) Made me giggle maniacally to myself, which is always a good thing. THere were a couple of spelling and grammar misakes ... but screw that, it's the WEEKEND (finally) and, besides, it didn't bother me. I just thought I'd mention that, though. Very nice!

*favs*
*alerts, too, so you'd better update sooN!*

LOL! Very funny! That probably could've happened...-_-' Poor Artemis...