Oh my god! This made me laugh so hard! Keep updating asap! Oh yeah, what about a handyman (if no one's said that yet)?

Thats from wedding crashers...
or they stole it from here...
either way i love this fic! Funny!
~Lilly

Oh wow! That made me laugh really hard. I love these drabbles... you should concoct some more...
How about making him work at the counter in, like, Wal-mart? All those people... or in Toys "R" Us? Hey, how about a real-estate agent. "Apart from the hideous layout, this house is somewhat liable to withstand a small tornado..." srry, spur of the moment.

Please Update w/more ideas!!

~Nyita7

WHY have you not updated for over a YEAR! This is a great story! UPDATE!

Butler the Pimp = :)

OMG! This is so funny! This one is definetely going to my faves!

Haha, poor Artemis. He sure doesn't have that much luck with his jobs (or maybe he just lacks the right talents).
I'm really looking forward to read more about his failure as a proper worker. I was trying to think of jobs he would fail at and aI'm sure he wouldn't handle being a vet. I'm quite sure he would have problem with everything but the criminal mastermind he is.
Anyway, thanks for making me laugh :)

LOL! This is SO weird...

But good. Why don't you try out Insurance Agent?

Allright. All of those were funny, but that one was particularly hilarious.

Dude, I am reading this in a library and I think I may choke to death on my laughter.

At least I shall die happy.

I'm thinking security guard (with lessons from Butler) and Pet Shop clerk.

this story is so funny!! i'm thinking skydiving and lawyer!!

Dod make Arty work at a librarian! That way he is at least a bit happy. xD

Aww,I want lemonade. I'll have 30 dollars worth, please!

I think these are cute. Maybe some good ideas are nurse, stripper, pet's mart worker? I like stripper myself. But thats just me.

Hilarious! I love tiki bars...XD I could just imaging him on the driveway with a little lemondade stall. Improbable, but very funny!haha!!

-Evalia

Roflmao! Hehe, lemonade stand suits him...

I have a few suggestions:

Boutique sales assistant

Gardener

Mall guard

Maid (or whatever it is they call males in the cleaning business)

Actor

Graphic artist