As the patron saint of Randomness, I have to say...

...that eventually, you just have to have limits. I mean, sure, throwing in something senseless every once in a while for the lulz is what makes a talkshowfic breathe (I've written five), but just Random! to Random! to Random! Gets old after a while.

Also, the grammar and spelling makes it very hard to read.

Wondrful story! I was reading the funny parts to my friend, she didn't quite get, having not read the books. I think Good Morning London was better, but only because it was more random. My friend and I where falling over laughing, my frind almost always fell laughing on top of me though. Now my leg hurts, but reading this story was worth it! I'll give give you some choco chip 'nana bread (vurtal of course) if you update Good Morning London! Yes, I frequintly use bribes. Bwahaha. You can't resist the 'nana bread power! Sorry. I don't have any critisisms, just be a bit more random, and you'd be absoultly amazing! Kay, thats all! PM me!

HOPKINS! Kitty: Ropes! Devereaux: Orchestra! Jane: Commoner! Pinn: Chess Whitwell: Imp! Nathaniel: ME! Bob da hobo: (twitch) Bartimaeus:...farqual...how about...uh...CHILDREN! Kitty: Couch! Dev: Watch! Jane: Cheese! Pinn: Pillow! Whitwell: Lollipop! Nathaniel: Demon! Bob: (twitch) Bartimaeus: A-thanielcough..what about stars? Kitty: Sphere! Dev: Magic! Jane: Fire! Pinn: Silver! Whitwell: Ice! Nathaniel: 27! Bob: (twitch)

Bartimaeus: Chickens!...what?..kk...MESOPOTAMIA! Kitty: POTATO! Dev: POTAHTO! Jane: TOMATO! Pinn: TOMAHTO! Whitwell: Mess-of-who? Nathaniel: Babylonia, Assyria, and Sumer! ( wow...is that intellegence...or moranicy? either way..)

-They say that the truth will set you free, but when i tell the truth, i get grounded.

WEWT BARTIMAEUS! YOU TAKE SQUISHY! WEWT! I LOVE YOU BARTIMAEUS,CHEESY GOODNESS,...AND KITTY! YAY KITTY! HUZZAH!

I have a new phrase today!

-They say that the truth will set you free, but when i tell the truth, i get grounded.

I-its o-over! * funeral music plays while she lays on the ground sobbing like nathaniel when Squishy is taken away*

-People who say anythings possible havent tried to slam a revolving door.

*1 YEAR LATER* AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA * o, k, 10 YEARS LATER* AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH * STOP LAUGHING! 10 YEARS LATER* * DANG IT YOU * ( hits head with chair) ( dies ) (reads what made Cheesygoodnessisawsome laugh forever)* AHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA! NO MUST AHAHAHHA CONTAIN AHAH LAUGHTER! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA* ( dies of laughter)

-People who say anythings possible havent tried to slam a revolving door.

YOU ARE AWSOME! BEST EVER! ( btw i just made a reply... called anoymous)

-People who say anythings possible havent tried to slam a revolving door.

WOT! Ive read EVERY ONE of this series...and good morning london... ( farqual...likes tea? WOOT BANANA!) you are the awsomest! wot!

-People who say anythings possible havent tried to slam a revolving door.

Nice touch with the akasuki bit, I like that you chose the annoying one. Keep up the good writing!

Dis is funny, but I think it might be just a wee bit too random. Nathaniel is barely acting like Nathaniel! 0_o Well, it's good anyways. :)

ok, dont nuke me fr starters. lol. very nice.

just as funny as the first chapter; hilarious! by the way, im an australian, but not a "gooday mate!" true blue 'aussie.'

great work

ello, very random, and i love random.

urum. HAHAHAHAHAHA. (twitch) HAHA (twitch) tralalalala! fu...ny! (twitch)HAHAHA. (comes out of weirdo mode) i liked this very much. must have sequel or is murdering ficcy authors, kay? kay. (gets out gun) sequel pwease?

that was a really funny story. i liked it. it's a nice change from the nat in the book.