I love it! Voldemort teaching Sex Ed that was hillarious.

haha very funny! i laughed really hard at blaise and draco's behavior but especially at this little bit: "There will be no foolish wand-waving in this class…” Draco sniggered behind them.

“Isn’t this class about foolish wand-waving?” Blaise Zabini asked in a low tone. The two began snickering so hard that Snape, who usually ignored all the bad behavior that his house was responsible for, told them off.

“Mister Zabini, Mister Malfoy, do you have a question?” Snape raised his eyebrows.

“Yes,” Draco raised his hand. His face was perfectly straight. “Should you be teaching this class even though you’ve never mastered the material?” The entire class began to laugh but then cut itself off nervously. Snape gave Draco a month of detention. Officially, it was because you weren’t allowed to speak to your professor that way. Unofficially, it was because everyone knows you aren’t allowed to speak of what happened during a session of Truth or Dare unless only the people who played are together in the same place it took place. They weren’t in the Astronomy Tower and Ginny Weasley wasn’t there.

WTF... I was sitting on the edge of my seat the whole time. O.O

I loved it. YAY Voldemort

Oh my God, I love this! It is so great! i love it when old Voldie is made into a funny character.

“How did you even get hired?” Hermione asked.

“Oh, I filled out a very persuasive application.” Voldemort began to sweat.

“You had sex with the headmaster?” Draco’s jaw dropped.

The whole class turned a shade of green.

“That’s a very good quest—obliviate!” Voldemort wildly cast his spell, causing a desk to lose it’s memory, before he ran out the door.

LMFAO!

omg it was effin hilarious!! i loved it! xD

This story was insanely funny! Great job writing.

Wizards and their Wangs. Oh my God. I was laughing so hard that I almost fell out of my chair!

LOL That was funny! Loved it. Just - VOLDEMORT TEACHING SEX ED!?!?

Oh dear god! That was ridiculously funny! I've never even read an actual 'sex ed at Hogwarts' fic though... haha!

xx

This had me laughing so hard.
Please write another chapter!
Do Professor McGonagall or something.
I LOVED IT!
This line was GREAT.
“Oh, whatever you’re comfortable with. But I’m a fun teacher, so just call me Lord and Master of the Entire Universe.” Voldemort gave them a winning smile.
HAHAHHAHA.
Sorry.
LOVE IT.
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LOL, that was to funny. LMAO. I loved it, and the part with Voldemort, very funny. Have people actually put that in their stories. LOL. Wow.

Great story!

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lmao, that was absolute genius. going on my favourites. I haven't giggled that much during a fic for ages, so thank you!

what on earth where did the whole voldemort thing come from?

Okay, THAT...was freaking brilliant.

*can't stop laughing*