I LOL'd so hard I died of an asthma attack. And I don't even have asthma! Troll, you win at life. I'm all for joke accounts, a website isn't any fun without them. Hey, all you flaming our dear squirrelking! GET A FRIGGIN' LIFE, DUDES! I bet you wouldn't recognize sarcasm if it ran up to you, bit you on the ** and gave you rabies! Squirrel-dono is TEH AWESOMENESS, and nothing you can say will stop him! I would laugh evilly, but my cold prevents me from doing so without hacking up a lung! Write on, squirrelking! Write on!

ps.

This IS a joke, right? Because if it isn't my brain will start leaking out of my ears.

i like this story it good ^-^

...My brain...
I miss it.
I think it left in self defence.
I understand the "english is not my first language" thing, but /no/ language has that kind of famine on full stops.
Also, I laughed at a comment that says to read this out loud you need to be a diver or a wind instrument player.
I'm both, and I still couldn't do it.
See ya pet.

Hell, never read something SO worse!

Well-now. It appears you are not, in fact, a downie crackbaby with possible anencephly. Good show; based on your writing one would never have guessed as much. Please, as a swan song post a video of you shooting yourself in the head*. It will be glorious and earn you much fame.

*With a shark gun, if you can manage it. I've always wondered what one of those suckers would do to a human. My theory is it makes them explode.

Rain, brother of Cloud. I see what you did there.

Literary genius. Every story you write should be a movie.

Dear SquirrilKing,
I would tell to keep trying but you obviously have. You've reached your peak and I cannot advise anything but for you to commit suicide. That would be a blessing upon FasntasyWorld or whatever the hell kind you live in. You are a retarded ** idiot please stop the madness.
Love nick

MOAR PLZ

I cried..

You are so brilliant. Please write more of this story please. I'll wait here waiting until you do.

I have to say with all honesty that this is one of the most entertaining stories I've ever read.

"To be continued...?" I hope not. Dude, when they're talking, they sound like cavemen.

This story changed my life

Well, what is there to say anymore? squirrelking, once again, makes magic out of words in this compelling tale about adventure, loss, and exceeding expectations.

After his hometown of Strifetown was destroyed by Sephiroth and his evil Meteor materia, Rain Strife, who is Cloud Strife's brother, begins his daring quest to defeat the evil villain Sephiroth once and for all.

Along the way, Rain Strife encounters dangerous tree-like enemies, forges alliances with new friends, and ultimately struggles with the burden of comparing to his brother.

And of course, it is ended in true squirrelking fashion with an ominous cliffhanger. What is in store for our heroes, and how will they handle the bad thing that has happened? Like you, all I can do is wait for the next installment in this epic masterpiece.

I loved this story, the part with black guy with gun on hands almost brought me to tears