The usual mess...
And the history could't start at all. i_i'

...Kit-chan... kitchen...pfMWUAHAHaaHahaHaHaAHaAHaHa!

Script format is allowed at Either change it or it will be reported and removed.

Also, avoid stories where the author is _actually_ in the fanfiction. They tend to become Mary Sues and make the other characters OOC. As Xellos was in this particular story. And try capitalizing the title of your story.