I liked how you wrote the story. When I read it, I heard the voice of the narrator from the film. But otherwise, amazing story!

Hilarious, I really liked this one. Hoping you write more about Arsenic sometime

wow that was really great i loved that i know that by now you're probably tired of ppl teling u that your story's great but deal with it

Very nice. My sister and I cracked up at the "Satan, how she hated boys" part.

I love your writing style. It really keeps my attention. Like the mother, I feel like I have an attention span of mere seconds.

Good story so far. I like the way you compare the characters' reactions to those of the readers' "relatives". Why does she hate penguins? Oh well, I don't suppose everything can make sense.