The poor girl's never won at Solitaire before? Wow, that would imply that she actually has... a life. Unfortunately, I have no life beyond college and writing, so I've moved from regular old Solitaire to Spider Solitaire, which I have yet to win... darnit.

Whoa, Andrew has cheats? I should have known! I'm off to follow Dawn's example and bully them out of him, but know that, once again, you've produced a lovely drabble!