Its really funny, keep it up, make more chapters

A great story. Very funny.

ROFL, that was funny!

I love the nail part where he just goes " Ouch!"

OMGosH! I was laughing through this. That was awesome. Everyone sounded in character, and I loved the part of Napolean buying chapstick and calling the police a punk. Freaking awesome. I hope you write another Napolean story!

It was pretty good. It was very funny, but it could have been longer.

yeah...why use a pigeon when you can use snail mail? lol. Napolean was really in character. good job

-V

Lolz...

Awesome. This is going straight into my favorites. I laughed most of the story. I love ND. Good work.

I LIKED IT! I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY FUNNY! I WATCH THE MOVIE EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE! NICE JOB! YOU SHOULD MAKE ANOTHER ONE!

a flippin liger, being attacked by "bears", three month old steak, and tots! htis might be the best napoleon story ive read (and ive read a lot!)

HAHA! I love it! Especially when Napoleon nails his hand!

I LOVED IT! ITS SO FUNNY AND INTERESTING! I COULD JUST HEAR AND IMAGINE IT AS A MOVIE! AWESOME! I'M STILL HOPING THAT THEY MAKE A NAPOLEON DYNAMITE 2!

oh my gosh, you did a pretty good job. napoleon cracks me up, i could'nt stop laughing. i suggest you continue the adventures of napoleon.

Gawd...that was amazing...I am obsessed with Napolean Dynamite...Ithought it was He-larious!hahaha

I like it. Everyone was in character and the plot fit the way the movie would.