Funny and cute ^^

Ohohoho, snap.

I wonder how Sasuke will react to this one. Nice job on this chapter!

I loved this chapter too! So funny! :P Lol I loved the end; poor Sasuke. Oro trashed his apartment xD This part was my fav:

“Why would I? He seems to be enjoying it.”
Naruto splutters, looking back in Sasuke’s direction.
“He’s scared shitless.”
“Sorry,” Itachi amends. “I’m enjoying it.”

I really hope that you update soon! I'm hooked! :D

Lol I think that this is one of my fav chapters! These parts were absolutely hilarious:

“CUT!” The director walks towards the pair, and he whacks them both with his rolled up script. “Itachi, stop deviating from the script. Sasuke, just…stop doing things wrong.”

“I hate you.” Sasuke mutters, under his breath.
“Judging from your performance last night, I really doubt it.”

Hilarious chapter! :P I liked it! Lol the ending was hysterical:

“You see, it's common knowledge that Orochimaru used to be a ** star.” He grins and the unfamiliar expression twists his face into something for one horrible moment. “So that thing about him not molesting you? Don’t count on it.”
Itachi leaves Sasuke standing in the street, feeling much better about himself as a person.
He is almost inclined to whistle.

Lol I've read this story before but I've never reviewed on it, and i don't know why! It's hilarious, I love it! xD These parts cracked me up:

“You will keep on angsting as long as I am paying you for this part.” He whacks Sasuke over the head with his rolled up script. “Now go despair some more.”

The Third is dead. White chrysanthemums adorn the coffin, and Sasuke is tempted to lock Naruto in it.
“CUT!”
The director walks onto set, furious.
“Sasuke, you’re not supposed to smile at a funeral.”

daynm! i am longing for you to update this.i mean its a phenominal idea...oh, come on cutie, you can do it! itachi has to rescue sasuke or get molested by a ** sasuke or something, hey maybe the director does x and throws vampirism into the mix.See, you can write better than me...smiles , please!

I love this.Sasuke , well everyone is a riot actually.And it has hottnezz.please.Gives big baby ...snake eyes(i'm ...allergic to puppies

Orochimaru sure has this "Sasuke joining him" planned.. heheh I like this Update soon! XD

BEST LINE EVAR: "That should be canon."
Only times liek three-hundred-and-two for the fact that Itachi said it. XD times a million.

I absolutely adored this little fic- complete joy to read. Laughing all the way through. +100 Brilliance. *fangasms*

Love,
~Kyoui

i love this story..please update

Hahaha good story, it's funny. xD
I love Itachi/Sasuke. :)
Update soon!

i love it!
plz update soon!

Poor Sasuke. No one wants to come home to a trashed apartment. He should never have had Orochimaru help him. Then again, Itachi kinda is a bastard. Post again soon!

I love it and make more chaps fast. i need ways to pass the nights.