that was fun. If only the watch would attend my classes with me...

That was good, thank you for the pleasent time you have given me. Next story?

Why are the Watchmen scared of meeting the teachers? Funny story, well done.

Wow, Alchemy! The alchemists are mad!

The teacher sounds very annoying. Since when are trolls able to know how a sentence should be?

The report is exactly how Carrot would have wrote it. I've read books with samples of his writing. Atrocious.

Music, now! LOL Why was Vetinari inspecting the class? Oh, he doesn't like music to be performed! LOL

Sybil plotted for a course in Health and Nutrition? Her cooking is atrocious! What is Dibbler humming about?

Arts?! LOL And now Angua is explaining painting through her werewolf nose. More interesting than what the teacher is saying. Good question, why painting naked women was art while exotic dancing was vicious?

Etiquette lessons? For the Watch?! Why would Vetinari send them to classes, I laways had the impression that he liked them uncouth so they'd pised off the Nobility.

Sex education? Some of them are married and others aen't human. Does Reg needs it? He's a Zombie! Funny class, everyting's destroyed and the teacher has gone crazy. Will Lord Vetinari be angry with the Watch?

Classes? For the Watch? What for?

I really liked your stories. Pity you don't go on writing about the watch! Maybe the watch could start on some hobbies like baking dwarf bread for carrot!?! Anyway, I had much fun reading and i will miss it. See you.

Alchemy, hmm... Well, I didn't expect it, although it was strangely interesting. I didn't like the part with the old alchemist's fate, but I guess it's your own decision.
I'm sorry you end the story. But if you have to, than you have to.
Thank you for the pleasure.

A final lesson in the style of the previous ones; excellent! Light, readable comedy… a shame there is no more to come… still, I await the epilogue eagerly. Excellent work!