"Please drink this disgusting drink which may or may not be laced with a hallucenogenic drug.
lmao i was thinking that at the part with banquo's ghost...as in possibly macduff put lsd in the mead or something to make macbeth go wack. this is a fabulous story...you are right, this is addictive. "dammit" Haha..."Yay! My husband is so special! Except he's weak, stupid, a hypocrite and a loser." I think that defines everything the Lady has ever said..."Well, finish with a nice rhyming couplet and the I'll be gone too this scene is too long... ... let's all smoke a bong!" best line of the whole thing hands down!

hehehe...we've just finished readin Macbeth in my class and I swear everyone would have understood it a lot better if we'd had this to back it up
Funny and at the same time gets to the point. Great job!

hell yes! that was the best damn macbeth parodie script i have ever read! and that probably doesn't count for much, because i can't spell... :D ANYWAY, I LOVED IT! it was insane kick-ass awesomeness. u rock. slightly-more-than-semi-obsessed MacBeth fan.

Loved this! Was the "I heard oops" thing based on the Yummy Noise scene in Young Frankenstein?

This was great! We've just finished doing Macbeth in school, and I think we would have been done a lot quicker if we just read this fic. Keep up the good work!:)

That was certainly entertaining. XD I wish I'd known you'd done this last year when we were studying (and I use the term loosely) Macbeth.

Just for the record, the reason Lady Macbeth was rambling about a baby was that she had a child who died. She was laying the guilt trip on MacBeth. The thing about bashing it's brains was symbolic of the time not to long before that when the spanish armada was going along the coast baptizing Aztec babies and then bashing thier brains out because they thought there was no way an Aztec could get to heaven.

That was SO funny! You almost had me falling off my chair with laughter

AHAHAHAHAHHAHA this is great! XD XD My English teacher would love it.

i absolutely adored this, and i am planning on showing it to my english teacher

hey gurl this is soo totally funny! lol...i cracked up...this'll really help, this is better than those other macbeth cliff notes... lol...

LOL THATS HILARIOUS! Now i will never have to read macbeth!

::snort...snort I love it! It's so...so...TRUE! Please do more compressed Shakes. I love 'em! Okay, I've reviewed. Therefore, it follows that thou shalt love me for all eternity. So do you?)

This is really funny! Misspellings and typos distract a little, but the basic outline idea are great! Have you ever read any Terry Pratchett? Check out Wyrd Sisters for the same thing you've just written, only a tiny bit longer and with a bit more character development. (I'm not knocking yours-I know you were trying for squashed Macbeth.) I wish I'd had this in time for when my class was doing Macbeth (in 6th and 9th grades) because it's such a depressing play and this, at least, makes it rather funny!

Hehe. It's over. Reagan is sad. Reagan is sounding like Bob Dole wich makes her more sad. Reagan isn't sure if more sad is a proper English but doesn't give rip because this was so funny. Ever think of doing a Compressed King Lear.

Cordelia: You can kiss my beautiful ass

Lear: I suppose I must because noone listens to me cos I'm a fat, old nutcase.

Dammit Rae isn't as good this stuff as you are.