I can honestly say I loved this fanfiction. The concept was a really good idea and in parts (especailly the smarties parts) I crying with laughter. It's good to know people are still writting good pariodies and your one is one of the best. I can't wait till the third one.
Thanks for a brillient read! :D

OMG, this is so freakin' hilarious! I love it when one of the sailors finds Elizabeth's dress and says “But the fabric is sparkly…” That just had me laughing like an idiot and as a result, my dogs look at me like I'm El Freako. Great job!
-Harry's Girl 01031992

"I don't suffer from a Captain Jack Sparrow addiction, I enjoy every second of it"

So..great and funny. By the way, where'd you get the native lines? I wanna find out too.

“Lift it high like a lady's skirt, you sexist pigs!” Gibbs screams, pulling the cage hard. They lift it and run, holding it up like a skirt with the cannibals are still behind them.

Oh my God. I was laughing so hard during this part! Great job :)
I also love the part:

Jack moves the sword away. “Miss Gibbs?”

Gibbs runs to Will’s side, pulling a dagger and placing it at his throat. “Tell me when, Captain!”

Will screams. “I’M YOUR COUSIN!”

“Don’t insult me.” Gibbs replies.

“Uh… there’s no need for bloodshed, Gibbs.” Jack interjects.

“Aww…” Gibbs sheaths her dagger and faces Jack. “Then what is it, Captain?”

“We have a need to travel upriver.” Jack replies.

Yet again, great job! Now I feel like watching it this weekend... I have the movie memorized like the back of my hand.
-Harry's Girl 01031992

HAHA!That's cute! ;P

Yipiee! Another last chapter! And here I was getting depressed because your story was over...
Happy endings shall take over the world! Wahaha!
Oh, and thanks to you friend Rod/Davy Jones.
:D
Best wishes,
~NQ~

I will not only kick his **, I shall tear off his head and feed it to my pet dragon...



AGH the fluff it BURNS THE EYES! *random flailing*

aw, i love the ending! ^_^

if only the Davy Jones in the movie would just bring Jack back like that...XP

Oh yeah! Hugs all around... *does little pirate jig* Davy Jones fangirl present here, and I must say I quite like that ending! More Conversations that probably shouldn't have happened, but what the heck!
Aww... Rob sounds like a funky guy, good for him for not wanting to kill Jack Sparrow

O...Loved that part. YAYAYAYYAYAYYA JACK

*applause*

good job, mate! ^^
sad to see it end, but hey, that's Disney's problem, not yours, if ya get my meaning.
but i think i'll go read the screwed-up COTBP until then. ^.~ (and may there be much bacchanalian-ness and huzzah-ing when AWE DOES finally come)

Fantastic story, had me laughing the whole time. Great writing and very creative. I am glad I found it, haven't read anything quite like it. :p

Yay! So glad to have gotten my first and only reply to a review! Thankee kindly! Very interesting that the Kaitlyn does not like Lays ketchup chips, the director gets some suffering of her own. Told my mates at school to check out your fanfic and they all read the profile too. Spent a wonderful Monday laughing over 'Conversations that Should Have Never Happened'. We salute you for making our lives a little more funny. Oh yeah, add me to that list of people who have fallen up stairs, never done drugs and burst out laughing in an empty room. Done lots of that random sort of goodness. Anywho... great story, though a little more serious at the end. I think Gibbs (or you) and Davy Jones would have made an 'entertaining' couple. teehee, don't kill me! He's an awesome villain, gotta love the hat. Oh yeah, congratulations on that job, and good luck.

You BETTER do something >_>

I agree with Gibbs on the gun thing...just seeing a picture with Elizabeth holding a gun makes me fear for my life and sanity. Hilarious chapter! I loved it! Ten-star! *!