Lol! I can just picture that.
And actually, I don't know if it is "Jaffen"...but it sounded right, so that's what I used.
And I was highly disappointed with C/7 as well, but it makes for good fic potential on all angles. (Btw, if you read the two Homecoming books in the Voyager series, C/7 split up and it is hinted that J/C might actually happen).

A wonderfully, hilariously cute story, but don't you mean 'dig deeper' and not 'did deeper'?

With a lot of work this could be better. Its too short. I'd be happy to give you some pointers if you want.)

Kinda short, but all in all cute and funny and that's pretty much all i'm looking for!

LOL!