Favorite part:

All he wants to talk about is how his fiancé is my editor and I am lucky to have one so talented and on and on and how he is lucky too and is in love with her blah de fucking blah.

Hehe.. and I enjoyed his little slip of the tongue. Can't wait for me. I love you utterly. >.

Muwahhahah.. I was giggling the whole chapter. Some of my favorite parts:

1. 'Do you want a shag?'

'Are you offering?'

Fanfuckingtastic.

Haha.. I am. ;)

2.'Sorry.' I expect her apology to end there but she elaborates. 'You're just . . . ' her eyes drop down. 'You don't have a shirt on.'

I look down. 'By Merlin, you're right! Damn, it's a wonder you weren't in Ravenclaw!'

Teehe!

3. I make the mistake of saying, 'Oh? You are offering to brew me a love potion?'

Of course, she takes me entirely too seriously and gawps, apparently forgetting my half-nakedness. 'You . . . You'd do that?'

I need to lie down.

4. I must be too damn subtle for mortals.

I love him. He's brilliantly all male. Bravo!

Oh my Gods. I have to say I love being privy to Severus' inner thoughts. The man is highly amusing..

I loved the first fic, Ask Calus.. and I'm in love with this one as well! *cheers*

I hope you update soon.

This is so incredibly funny. Keep it up!

And I hope I'm not annoying you with all my reviews. Even though I probably am. Sorry.




Lonely Gummy Bear

The chapter and the story is not that bad. A little (very) cheesy and rather OOC, but funny and light which is great around finals.

This perspective was good too. I liked that we saw a little more that Mrs. Potter had told him- the virgin thing and all. Also, why he almost drops her on the way to the castle. Cannot wait to see what he thinks when Minerva comes to the door- one of my favorite parts from the first story because Hermione doesnt seem to catch on that Minerva is upset about her being there.

AW! Severus is so cute!

Great chapter! I can't wait for the bit where McGonnagol sees them together in the dungeons! That was one of my favorite parts of Ask Calus.

"Now, I literally have nowhere to go and have been reading your article because the newspaper is what I've been using as a blanket."

--HILARIOUS! I laughed out loud!

UPDATE SOON!

I'll make sure to reread you on Ashwinder then.

Too many F-words for a T rating. ffnet is fussy about swearing.

interesting

This chapter is kind of choppy, but interesting. I could offer my services to beta. My strengths are in grammar, vocabulary, and composition (organizing thoughts into paragraphs). I use the Lexicon for checking canon facts. If the plot twists too much, I could try to clarify what is intended, and offer suggestions on how to get there.

I really like your Snape: he's got good dialog.

This would result in a painful dismembering curse from her. This wouldn't be fun at all. I like my member.

Bwahahaha!! Oh, that is just perfect.

I really like this quite a lot.

I love both stories. If you need another beta for the rewrite email me at the following: and I'll be happy to help you.

I don't think the chapter sucks. I liked it very much. I was a little confused about the dress though. I though Hermione wore a floaty skirt. So who was the former student wearing the white clingy outfit, Miss Winchester?