it was short =[ but i cant wait for the next chap this is hilariously good!

Well.. Andrew was gay. Lovely. *laughs*

Gotta love that Severus is an metamorphmagus. That should make things really, really, really fun.

OH MY GODS! You're going to CUT his hair! *sobs hysterically* Fine. >.

Zelda seems alright. She's no damn Hermione though. >.

Hermione, honey, I feel dirty for your apologizing to that fraud too. *comforts* Wrinkles smiling? Try not to vomit.

"‘You were SEVEN?’ Oh, my god." add to that the following conversation and here are the results:

Oh my! I died laughing there. Spit coffee all over the bloody screen! *gasps*

Yeah, sure Severus took it hard ya kooky rail.

Ok, first off.. Sybil? EW! Gods he HAD to have been plastered.

Oh and I quite like the Severus she described, but I'll be damned if I share with another woman. GRR! >.<

I'm really loving this fic!

*snickers* Oh my gods!! I about feel over in a faint when she asked him if he was good in bed. My response to that would to laugh hysterically at her until I realized she was actually serious. Then I'd probably stare. I mean wow. >.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! poor hermione... she's just so lovable when she trieds to prove a point hehheheheh! and snapeh he's a git but i love him so!

I lurve it! Update soon!

Metamorphmagus Snape! Now that I know it I won't be shocked if some of Hermione's interviewees turned out to be also him, may be he was playing with her and playing along with her, can't wait for what's up next.By the way thanks for answering my review and to answer your question "Is there any other Ellen?"...Umm...There was this one at my Arizona apt or was that Eileen,oh no,that's Snape's mommy,no, oh well who cares ...I wouldn't know anyway.I only know the same Ellen you know ...one with wits under short blond hair.

wow,
number one this story is really funny
number two is that i like the way you portray snape here, hes a lot of fun
number three please post the next chapter real soon

kudos on a job well done,

AMORREAL

Snape, a haircut!?!?!?!?!? *faints dead away at the thought*

Really good chapter!

I have to admit I was rather hoping that Hermione's seduction skills would work out, and Severus would be quite surprised. Then Hermione could be all smug and whatnot. OH, and I was hoping Hermione WOULD smack Severus after she discovered he was a metamorphagus. Maybe later in the story Hermione will make him pay? Make him squirm? (Is starting to feel evil). Oh, yes. He should pay!! Bwa hahaha...like he should realize his feelings for Hermione and go in search of her, only to find her gone! Or...or hugging a friend, in which he thinks she's romantically involved with someone! Either way, I can't wait for the next chatper. WHAT SHALL HAPPEN NEXT, I ASK YOU?! What will the date be like? Will Severus be comparing what's-her-face to Hermione? Hehehe...

OMG, Severus! Do not give in to that horrible woman! Remember what you thought - "Sure, she sounds fine on paper; however, that isn't all I look for in a mate." You want Hermione as a mate! Oh, another thought! You should have Hermione's previous lovers (hopefully not just Ron, ugh/ew) show up. Hopefully dear 'ol Severus would get jealous and...er...throw Hermione onto a table and snog her! Yes, yes, thats what should happen.

I can't wait to see how Severus' haricut turns out. I'd laugh if it came out bad, and the one chick Hermione is hooking him up with hates it...I'd love Severus even if he was bald, and so would Hermione. I think...er...yes. Ooh...are you going to answer a very important question: Boxers or briefs? Or does Severus sleep all nekkid? *drool* Nekkidness...

Right well, I'm totally in love with your stuff. I love your style, how you write the characters...you're definitely one of my favorite authors. I've loved everything you've written. Mmhm...so anyway, update soon! Very soon! On any of your stories, or I shall gather a wild horde of...man-eating plot bunnies to devour everything that's not computer related.

Anyway, please update soon!

this is amusing.
don't cut snapes hair.

Ha!Ha!Ha!very funny,Those women are also Snape,aren't they?At least the one got chosen?