Reviews for Only a Scratch
Pergjithshme 4/13/13 . chapter 1
This was the best! :)
Wolfia Thunderas 3/9/13 . chapter 1
It always seems that when someone says:"It's just a scratch", it's usually a HUGE gash or something bad like that. o.O EVERY... SINGLE... STINKING... TIME! XD

Seems like a regular thing for Legolas to say that it's just a scratch, too. :3

I didn't know elves could be so STUPID! XD X3 :3 I'm just joking. I love the ending, by the way! Except with the bleeding to death. If they let him bleed to death, I would stalk them for the rest of their pathetic lives. ,:3
forTheLoveOfHades 2/18/13 . chapter 1
awesome!
ShikaRocks 1/14/13 . chapter 1
hehehe. I wonder where precisely you developed your gleeful since of humor and writing style.

I like that it really was a scratch, for I was not expecting that. I also like that Aragorn seriously wasn't in this even though I kept waiting for him to show up. Yay for Legolas. And evil Erestor and Glorfindel.
Cockapoo 1/8/13 . chapter 1
Sooo funny! Legolas cracks me up. This was fantastic!
eriknachtmusik 12/3/12 . chapter 1
Doesn't everyone have Legolas say "It's only a scratch" or something of the sort?
Tindomerel 11/11/12 . chapter 1
This was hilarious! I loved it!
liltle 4/17/12 . chapter 1
Oh come one, even Haldir's task could be stressful. Oh, but then again, there aren't many 'children' in that forest as the 'lively' ones in Imladris or Mirkwood, that I know of. A good point.

Haha! The power of parody. Never cease to disappoint me. That was lovely done, plus the too much entertainment in Erestor's retelling event, I just couldn't ask for more. Nice piece!
Confused Pumpkin 7/31/11 . chapter 1
I KNEW IT! I knew it! I knew it was only going to be a scratch! I had a stinking suspicion halfway through that all was not as Erestor thought. Ha, it's perfect, the way the Elves were rushing all over the place and bouncing off of each other and general pandemonium erupts because they all think Legolas is dying. Elrond is great, poor Elf-lord, I think he was about to have a heart attack, if that's possible for Elves, and then there's Glorfindel in the background going "There there..." Erestor is even better, with the letter to Thranduil already written and only waiting for a few details. And then he had to spend a night in a tree, even though technically, he DID tell the truth; he only said that Legolas had "only a scratch." Ah, misunderstandings. I love it, absolutely, and I really appreciate your sense of humor. Keep writing. :)
Eminnis 7/4/11 . chapter 1
I KNEW it was actually going to be a scratch! LOL! This was great, love how Erestor already had the paper ready and filled in blanks! LOL!

Eminnis
MidnightxRed 4/14/11 . chapter 1
Hillarious!

Absolutley brilliant!
The Pearl Maiden 4/13/11 . chapter 1
BAHAHAHAAAAA! That. Was. HILARIOUS.

It *was* just a scratch. *snickers* But wait- where *is* Aragorn? ;)

Loved the 'marchwarden in Lothlorien' line! Brilliant!
Puppet White 2/14/11 . chapter 1
Amazing! I am laughing so hard right now! *laughs, then starts to choke*
quaff 2/12/11 . chapter 1
Hysterical. Thanks for writing this story.
Blade-Rose 10/15/10 . chapter 1
Awesome job! This is one of the best and funniest fanfics I've read!
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