You forgot the drink warning on this one! I had to wipe of my screen. You know, I never considered the "comedy of errors" thing before. How true. How very, very true.

I will never forget in 1 million years asking Denny O'neill at Chicago Comics Con in 1992 or so, would the post-Crisis Catwoman ever have a relationship with Bruce, and him saying outright that Talia was Bruce's true love. It was about that moment when I realsied, dude, he was soooooo biased. I would pay cash money to see Denny's face if he could hear "obsessive stalker from hell."

You're my hero.

I mean that.

Thanks! I haven't laughed as hard in a long time! This has been and is a very interesting story. Especially because two characters we've always wanted to hook up, have! Still, I must complain that reading this has kept me away from studying which is a Bad thing! :) On a more Critical note, the only problem I had with this was Talia, she seems a bit . . . fake, even for the daughter of the demon, especially her dialogue. That aside, great story, I'm loving it! :)

Ok this story was beyond awesome!

Okay, I love it, what can I say? I thought you might have written yourself into a corner midway thru, a where can you go from here sort of thing, but either you recovered nicely or you knew what you were doing all along. The nicknames are priceless. Boney Ass? Poor Helena. I will be eagerly awaiting "Such An Idiot". You've run thru just about all the possible misunderstandings I can think of and this couple can NOT settle down to happily ever after, so I am really curious about what comes next.

Thank you, chris...but now we have to wait how long? Weeks!! At least we know with you it will be worth it.

I'm very much enjoying all of your Catwoman stories -- you truly have her character nailed down! :) *sigh* I really wish we could see this in the comics too.... Can't wait for the next story!

I'd have preferred seeing Talia's next strike against Selina, but this is still good.

Hehe. Now I'm eagerly awaiting Such an Idiot. Can't wait to see what you put them through next time.

This has been by far one of the most amusing stories I have read in a long time. The characterizations have been great and the humor even more so. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE write more!

Excellent as always, Chris. An delightful way for Bruce to express his feelings about both Selina and the Cat, but it might have helped if you'd put in a line somewhere explaining just how she came to look in Bruce's safe. I presume that she decided that the way to "let the cat out" was to go hunting for her thank-you gift -- which is an interesting decision in itself, and an aspect of the evolving relationship which could have been expanded on. I hope that, preferably when Bruce gives Selina the other cat, he tells her about the gala farce and the realisation that he came to -- and that Talia was hanging around his neck at the time! That should be reassuring.

Good insight

What a great story! I love it! This is the funniest Batman story I've ever read. I love the part with Dick's nightmare. Keep up the good work!

Another entertaining chapter. Now that Talia has seen that she can't just spook Catwoman, she's bound to attempt
something else. (Which should be pretty damn interesting.) Nice change of pace with the Nightwing section too.
And on a completly unrelated note: Has anyone seen the new costume Catwoman is wearing in her book? It's just
flat AWFUL!!! UGH!!! What were the editors smoking when they approved it?

I would like to give you some useful criticism, but I just can't think of any. This story seems to get better and better. Let's just hope that Bruce is as clever as Dick thinks he is!