totally funny! She is the empress of China!hahaha and she THREW the slippers at him!!LOL

Hey puppy!

This is acually really really good

HEHE! That rocked! Short, sweet, and to the point! I liked it a lot! The part about the shoe hitting him in the head was the best. HUZZAH FOR PARODIES!! ^_^

HOORAY! I must be rubbing off on you more than I thought...'STOP EATING THE CARRIAGE!' That just seems like something one of us would shout at lunch...and shoe throwing! HORAY FOR SHOE THROWING!

HAHA! I LOVE THIS. IS is just going to end here? Because I think you should make this lengthened out.

Favorite line other than "STOP EATING THE CARRIAGE!":

“Shut up! Embrace your girly-ness for once!”