Debra's a bureaucrat after my own heart. :)

"Ruth and I will make up the rear." - Ruth's lipstick will come in handy. LOL

Ruth and Harry wrestling in the woods is hilarious. :D

Ruth doesn't care anymore about being talked about. Now that's something that I've been looking forward to. She's come to her senses at last! Hooray!

It was a great pleasure to read this light-hearted farce. And not least because of the steamy Ruth and Harry passages.

Thank you for entertaining me again. :) XX

Adam's talking sense. Just leave the happy couple alone, guys. Zaf can pout as much as he likes. Surely he will get his money soon. :)

Oh God, Malcolm asks Ros out. He'll be proposing next at this rate! :(

Ruth and Harry are kissing on the floor. That's got to be the funniest kiss I've read! :) They both agree that what they're doing is not a good idea. I disagree.

Uncle Harry's lecture is very informative. Now Zaf can get his money.

Jo's surprisingly ageist. Don't worry, Ruth! Harry's in the prime of his sex life. :) XX

If Ros and Malcolm ever get married Ros will be the one who wears the trousers. But I'm sure Malcolm's got a dashing pair of legs and he'll look just fine in a skirt. Poor Malcolm! :(

Aah! Ruth and Harry alone in a barn. They just can't get enough of each other. Nor can I. They always make me melt (thanks to you :D) whatever they do or don't do.

Ruth, "entertained" is just the word you meant. Let Harry do just that and I can guarantee you won't regret it. :)

Oops! At least it wasn't a used condom, yet, eh, Ruth? :) XX

I bet Ruth and Harry are thanking Debra for this training day. They are now qualified kissers. Still they practise even when they are together alone. :) Their kisses are playful but oh so sensual.

Harry must be an advanced learner - he's pinning Ruth to the floor now. But then he usually is on top of things. :) XX

I wonder if Malcolm's more impressed by Ros's bottom than Harry's. I see, yes, apparently he's watching Ros. I was just checking. This review is fast becoming a rearview. Sorry.

I have to admit I'm even crazier than Ruth: I quarrel with myself very often. And afterwards I sulk for days and refuse to talk to myself.

After Harry's cardiac and leg massages it's no wonder that Ruth wants to have dinner again, and Harry for afters.

All that training must have made Malcolm soft in the head. He's warming to Ros. OMG! :) XX

Why oh why didn't you let us know what Ruth and Harry were talking about outside? I'm curious. :)

Ros's foot is going too far! Keep your dirty toes off Malcolm's inner thigh! :)

Harry's trying to heal Ruth's ankle by massaging her calf gently. :) Ruth's leg is in good hands and so is Harry's hand.

Ruth's nervous again as she's all fingers and thumbs. :) XX

Yes, I was right. Harry's a born cardiac masseur. He just can't stop doing it. His fingers seem to have a will of their own.

Malcolm looks like the cat that got the sour cream. Poor man! I could really see him!

This training is really useful to Ruth and Harry. They learn to hug and kiss each other. Thanks Debra!

But are you sure they haven't been practising secretly beforehand? They seem to be very good at kissing already! :) XX

If only I could protect Malcolm from Ros...

I knew that Ruth would be eager to save Harry...

No wonder Harry has trouble getting his arms around Ruth in the pool when he can't do that on dry land either. I don't think that a gentleman like Harry would cup a lady's breast even by mistake. He must've only been practising his cardiac massage skills. :) XX

Poor Malcolm! He seems lost without his computer. You could have given him a waterproof laptop to make him feel safer. And that she-wolf stood beside him doesn't help either. :)

I was worried that you wouldn't tell us what Harry looked like in his swimming trunks but it was worth the wait. 30 seconds seems like a long time when Harry's concerned. :)

I don't understand why Jo's amused - Ruth doesn't watch Harry's behind, she's only looking after him. XX

Ruth and Harry in swimsuits! I can hardly wait!

I like Debra Langham's ideas. It would be more comfortable to sleep in a bed than in a chair. I would welcome a relaxation room at work.

I think I can guess why Harry chose a stapler as his weapon. They never work. At least staplers and I don't get on. And Ruth's heel finishes it off. Good riddance!

They always work so well together. I mean Ruth and Harry, of course. :) XX

Oh.My.Gosh

That story was THE BOMB!
The Randomness was simply brilliant...especialy the 'escape from Debra' bit!...and the entire Harry,Ruth,Barn,Tampon situation XD I laughed so hard at that I dropped my hot-dog all down my shirt :( Oh well- It was worth it lmao...
Well done mate, this is so going in my favorites!

You're an awesome writer!
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BRILLIANT! Absolutely LOVED everyword - a fantastic idea. :D

ROFL! Absolutely brilliant squee-inducing fic! I loved every chapter - fantastic stuff! :)

Will that sequel be coming soon? ;) xx

OKAY I have only just managed to stop laughing to write this! And it was cute as well ;) Bonus! Loved it!

Good story. It really put a smile on my face. Especially all the Ros/Malcolm.