Haha this was so funny and im glad that you took the time to post this. I hope every author here has read this so they know that it's important that they proofread every story they write before posting it.

its really annoying to have to constantly read a story with so many mistakes(most of them you have already mentioned)

Anyway i hope you noticed that at one point you said that link killed malon not zelda... oh well what are you going to about. It was still funny either way_

Shut up skank. Yu nu funny. K? Thxbye

On a more serious note, yeah pretty much sums it all but you forgot that Link and or Malon had this amazing uber black/silver triforce that totally owned the golden one, thus making he/she/them the God of the new World.

On a even more serious note: 101 reviews, cuz I am that awesome.

That was funny. I thankfully have never come across a fanfiction like that because I sift very carefully. I hope the fanfiction I am currently writing is nothing like this.

/flees to proofread

hahahahahahaha... ohhhhhh this story is really representing a lot of the stories in fanfiction.net in general xD

I have read a lot of stories like this, and it's the main reason why I filter the stories to search through the ones with more than 20.000 words (or 40.000) ... most of the stories with less words are this awful...

I hope the message got to this people who write that bad xD

*dies laughing*

I too am tired of sifting through shit.

Your so right about the crappy fics! I mean authors write these PATHETIC stories, post them, and get good reviews. I have posted several reviews telling the author to rewrite their story and make things connect, instead of disconect. And by the way... that was quite humorous, espically the reviews.

I could not have said it better myself.

The sad truth is, you are ABSOLUTELY right. I actually spend more time LOOKING for a decent story on this site than I do reading one. And they're all so shamefully repetitive. You click on the story, assuming it may be worth your while after reading the summary, then ditch it after reading the first sentence because that's all it takes to find how TERRIBLE the description is. Then you do it again... and again... and AGAIN, until you simply give up and refuse to lay eyes on another poorly developed sentence just to find something worth your reading time. Sadly, I was floating in the same boat years ago, something I am ashamed to admit. But at least I managed to learn from my mistakes. That's the other problem (which you mentioned and described well); although I feel ametuer writers should be given a break because they are learning, reviewers fail to tell authors what they're doing wrong. Then nothing is learned, and the same type of stories continue to show up. But I guess there's nothing we can do about it. Except write a hilarious story on it ;).

Well done, I enjoyed knowing that there are others besides me that grow tired of wasting their time searching for an epic story, but find that they are a Diamond in the Rough of .

this is fic is good.

very funny especially because you read the same mistakes all the time.

Favorite word used: pasionalttly, adv. with brainless fervor. exp. The little blond fangirl chased her fictional love pasionalttly.

Nice portrayal and perfect portrayal of most authors.

Thank you. I'm especially grateful that they went to Lake Hylia. They always go to Lake Hylia. I'm surprised that no one's moved there to set up a sleazy motel yet. I'd totally do something like that.

Also, I'm glad you pointed out that if Link were to kill Zelda, that would SORT of make him a criminal. I had that sort of issue with one of my stories a couple years ago. A lot of people wanted me to have Link kill Ingo. And all I could think of was, "Um, have you guys ever heard of murder? A justice system? Prison?" You know, just because Link kills monsters doesn't mean that everyone is just TOTALLY okay with him running around, skewering people.

I would say something like, "Gotta love 13-year-old fangirls!" but I think even I could write better stories when I was 13. Oh well.

Anyway, this story was definitely fun to read!

My favorite part?

The 'Wench who loves horses quote.' I don't know why, but I laughed so hard at that line. I think it caught me off guard as my spleen started to burst. This fic is simply a 'masterpiece!'

I feel like in all those bad fics out there, Link is crying a little inside.

Aha! Nice, but it seems you missed the sickeningly annoying chats the authors have to themselves at the beginning. No, I do not care to hear a young girl pretend she's something and talk to her made up version of a "hottie". Make a fic on that and you'll be set, haha.

Um...I have a question...how can Link marry Malon if he just killed her? B/c you put after Link killed Malon he purposed to her. So yeah...just wondering. Other then that I thought it was funny.