That was hysterical! "I know you hate me, you want to castrate me!" ;)

Oh dear god that was funny. One of the best stories I've seen yet. Very good!

i haven't laughed so hard in ages. the sad thing is i can see that actuallt happening ;P

Very funny, very clever! Good to see you back online, I thought you were dead!

This was way too funny! Well written. Good job.

*giggles hesterically* This is so funny. I know it says complete but I would love to read more!