Ah, Beni was a proper little sh*te, but he was awesome anyway. Serious skill with escaping and getting out of tricky situations. Shame it didn't work at the end. Great little ficlet. Is that what they're calling it now?

Between the two, I'm glad I got brai -- both. Yes. Both.

hahahaha x¬D i love beni. hes the kinda guy u love to hate.

great story :¬D

"Between the two, I'm glad I got brai -- both. Yes. Both."

HILARIOUS!

ah great job!

I love these little one-shot from Beni's point of view. They are hilarious. You should right more. I just loved Piszkas Allat. Very funny.